-> "Stairway To Heaven"
Original Song Title:
"Stairway To Heaven"
Parody Song Title:
"Stairway To Heaven"
there's a fellow that's sure that a guitar means gold
so he tries to play "stairway to heaven"
its a song he don't know...and his version ain't close
its absurd...he ain't hittin' the same chords
oooooh ooh..ohhh..oh...and he tries to play stairway to heaven
wrote the words on the wall...cause he wants to be sure
though he knows the dumb words have no meaning
he's forgotten the hook...and he can't really sing
sometimes he is distraught...sometimes driven
oooh...his music wanders...oooh...his music wanders
there's a squealin', you bet...cause his amp is distressed
can you hear it ?...its cryin' and shriekin'
its a sound that's obscene...streams of smoke start to steam
for a new amp, he'll have to start lookin'
ooh...his music wanders...oooh...his music lessons squandered
and its whispered, its true, that he don't know the tune
but the player won't listen to reason
but we pray it will dawn, that this just can't go on
or his friends all will break up with laughter
if there's a hassle with your stageshow...best be alarmed now
oh what a bad scene with your fakin'
yes, there are two chords that you have tried...but in the long run
you need time to learn another one
and his music wanders
your amp is hummin' and it might blow...in case you don't know
i think i smell it as its burnin'
this faker don't know how the song goes...he clearly don't know
but still he plays for his wimperin' friends
and as he whines, the amp lets go
a bright white light, then no more joe
and everything's a fiery glow
but if you listen really hard
the tune has come to him at last
i guess he learned it after all
to be a rock star was his goal
and he dies as he plays "stairway to heaven"
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