There's a parody I wrote
but it withered, grew old
I was writing a parody to Zeppelin
With this new one, who knows
I need a line that flows*
With a word I could get what I came for

Eeeeeeee Iiiiiiii Eeeeeeee Iiiiiiii Oooooohhhhhhh
And I'm writing a parody to Zeppelin

It wasn't good at all
But I wants to improve
'Cause ya know sometimes words have two meanings
It was funny, but it broke
There's a parodist who sings
Sometimes parts of our par'dy's misgiven

Ooh, rolls like thunder
Ooh, rolls like thunder

There's a feeling I get
When I look at the best
And my humor is crying for failing
In my thoughts I have seen
Amiright parodies
And they all chart very successfully

Ooh, rolls like thunder
Ooh, rolls like thunder

And it's whispered that soon, If we all spoof the tune
And the pieman will feed us some Entemann's**
And a parody will dawn
And it will stand strong
And it'll top the Amiright charts after (I hope)

If there's a lyric I can't parody, Don't be alarmed now
I'll just e-mail STG and my buddies
Yes, there are two parodies I can go by
But this one more fun
There's still time to change the parody you write

Ooh, rolls like thunder
Ooh, rolls like thunder

The solo's coming and I won't go slow
In case y'all don't know
I might be calling you to join me
Dear homeys, can't you hear my winds blow
Don't you know
My parody lies on the thunderous wind

[Climatic guitar solo I]

And as I wind down to the bridge
Not much verses, just one more
There walks a parody we all knew
It sucked so bad that it just blew
I hope this one still turns to gold
And if y'all listen very hard
This tune will come to you at last
When Parody one's gone once and for all
I'm giving this parody more soul

[Climatic guiar solo II]

And I'm writing a parody to Zeppelin