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Song Parodies -> "Child Dangler"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Child Dangler"

Parody Written by:

Shawna 'Spooky' Lowman

The Lyrics

Hey people have you read the news?
You know that Jacko's back again.
The same guy that sang Black or White,
Thriller, Beat It, and also Ben.

His nose is new but the songs' the same
As it was decades ago.
But Merrick's bones are out of style,
Now Mike's a big pedo

Well, it's been ten years and maybe more
Since he did that first lewd deed.
He paid the kiddie's parents off,
And married Lisa Marie.

He gives 'em wine and he gets em high
And gives 'em pills at night.
And takes them to that secret room
Where he says that things are allright.

People talking all around 'bout the way he dangled his child.
He dont care what the people say, he knows that they think he's wild.
One thing he did have in that room, the secret part of his home,
Is a secret shrine to young Macaulay Culkin, the star of Home Alone!
The star of Home Alone, he loves to watch
Watch it with me, watch it.

To Neverland he goes to hide
Tries to get away
Rides his rides a thousand times
He thinks he's Peter Pan
Child dangler , your time has come
Cant take your creepy way
Go away Child Dangler
Child Dangler
Child Dangler
Child Dangler

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2nz - December 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Jack pro'bly won't be back any time soon. Great song, but the first half is definitely my favorite.

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