-> "Stripping to Stairway to Heaven"
Original Song Title:
"Stairway to Heaven"
Parody Song Title:
"Stripping to Stairway to Heaven"
The Lyrics
There's a lady I know who puts on quite a show
And she's stripping to "Stairway to Heaven"
And she's looking real cute in her tight, two-piece suit
With my eyes I can see what I came for
Go, go, keep on stripping to "Stairway to Heaven"
There's a sign on the wall, says "No Touching at All"
But her motions convey different meanings
To my seat in the booth, there's a waitress who brings
Something cold and with bubbles that sparkle
Oh! She's such a wonder!
Oh! Such a wonder!
There's a feeling I get when I look at her breasts
And my eyes keeping track of the heaving
In the bar I can see clouds of smoke blowing free
And the cheers of those who stand looking
Oh! I watch, no wonder
She's really quite a wonder
While some whisper that soon she should just change her tune
All the rest of us don't see a reason
I'll stay here 'til dawn 'cause she's still going strong
And the barroom will echo with catcalls
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Whoa!
If there's a scuffle in the front row, don't be alarmed now
I''s just a quick job for the bouncer
Yes, there are rules you must abide by, but in the long run
You might not get tossed out on your ass
I am filled with wonder
Oh! Wow!
Could I be dreaming? I don't think so, I cannot say no
The lady's asking me to join her
Dear lady, we know how the song goes, and what you show
You shed your clothing to Led Zeppelin's tune
As you perform your famous dance
I slip a twenty in your pants
There struts the lady we all know
Whose curvy charms she likes to show
The assets she still turns to gold
When you're at last completely bare
I will remain around to stare
It's all for fun and fun for all
Tomorrow pay another call
When she's stripping to "Stairway to Heaven"
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