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Song Parodies -> "Stairway to Somewhere"

Original Song Title:

"Stairway to Heaven"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Stairway to Somewhere"

Parody Written by:

Tenacious B

The Lyrics

This is based on POGo the monkey and a spoo movie we filmed about Lord Of the Rings. To get the rythem rght yu may have to strech some words.
Theres a monkey who's sure.
All the critters is old.
And he's Falling down the stairway to somewhere.

When he gets there he knows.
His name is Pogo.
With a word he can turn, 84.

OOOOO!! OOOOO! and he's falling down the stairway to somewhere.

Theres a sign in the hall.
But he wantsto be sure.
Cuase he can't read anyway.

On the rock by the place,
there's a monkey who sings.
"Sometimes I wear purple thong"


OOOOOO! OOOOOO! It make s me wonder.
Kinda make you wonder.

Theres a feeling I get, when I look at my feet.
ad my spirt weighs 3 pounds.

In my thoughts I have seen, rings of clowns through the tree's.
And the voices of thoughs who stand sitting.

And it's whispered that soon.
If we all name a tune.
Then the sniper will lead us to treason.

And a new day will awn.
For those who moe the lawn.
and the forests will echo with laughter.

If theres a busle in your hedgegorve,
do be alamred now.
I'm in the bushes with a gun.

Yes there are 2 snacks you ca chose from.
But in the long run.
Theres still tie to change the pants you wear.

Your head is bleeding and it won;t stop, in case you don't know, the snipers calling you to join him.

Dear people can you smell the sausage.
And did you know.
Your stairway lys just over there...


( BIG GEETAR SOLO!!!!!)


And every slurpey in the road.
There was a lawn we should have mowed.
There was a monke we all know.
Who drives a fast car to the show.
Now everything still turns to mold.
The ham will come to you my son.
What is 1 and what is 3 or 4.
To be a chimp, and not be POGOOHOHO!!!!!!!




And he's falling down the stairway( stall for 3 minutes) to Somewhere....
I know lots of lyrics make no sense. They would make some sense if you saw the movie. Leave any questions.

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Johnny D - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
This is just so totally incoherent, rambling, illogical, and stupid, that I have to give it three 5's. Tenacious B, dude, you made me LAFF in spite of myself. You did a good job here making something just plain FUN !
Johnny D - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
And here are some of the lines that made me LAFF HARD:

Then the sniper will lead us to treason

For those who moe the lawn

I'm in the bushes with a gun

Theres still tie to change the pants you wear

Dear people can you smell the sausage

And every slurpey in the road. There was a lawn we should have mowed.

The ham will come to you my son

Who cares Anyways - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Agree with Johnny, very silly but funny stuff.5's
Guy - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Ten - As I commented in your other song today. You have potential. Work on your appearance. I have to agree also with JD and Who cares. Keep writing and improving.
Adagio - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
It was funny in parts, but also deep. Shows lots of talent. 5's
Tenacious B - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Thankj you every one. I came up with the I'm in the bushes with a gun part. When I WAS IN THE BUSHES LISTENING TO MY FRIEND PLAY STAIRWAY AND I WAS SINGIN STUPID LYRICS TO IT> I amde up mst of the song then.
yhjbjuJHk.e - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
HOG MOO!!!!!!
TERRA - October 26, 2005 - Report this comment
OOOOOOO! OOOOOOO! --YOU MAKE ME WONDER-- POGO CANT READ AND YOU CANT SPELL

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