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Song Parodies -> "To Stay in the White House"

Original Song Title:

"Stairway to Heaven"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"To Stay in the White House"

Parody Written by:

William Little

The Lyrics

Another dump from the news cycles
There's a guy insecure
His appearance is orange
And he's trying to stay in the White House
Just to stay there he knows
Once the polls are all closed
Through the courts he can get what he came for
Oh oh oh oh and he's trying to stay in the White House

All the suits start to fall
But he wants to be sure
'Cause you know the dems just keep on cheating
They believe him a crook
There's a history of things
All of the lies are so misgiving

Ooh, he makes a blunder
Ooh, he makes a blunder

There's a feeling he gets
When he talks to the press
He said, "I won, I'm not leaving"
In his thoughts he has seen
MAGA protesters scream
And a story of QAnon arrests in Philly

Ooh, he makes a blunder
Ooh, he really makes a blunder

And it's rumored that soon, Sidney Powell's new tune
We're going to overturn the election
And a new winner come
Other's faces frown
And the Trumpers will echo with laughter

If there's a bustle in the court room
Time they stepped down now
It's just a spring in his step from winning
Yes, there are two ways this can turn out
But in this last run
There' no time to change the side he's on
And he makes a blunder

His head it shaking and he won't go
He said he won't go
The blue wall's not falling to help him
Arizona, can you see his lead go
And did he know
His victory lies on faltering whims?

And more states certify their votes
They throw shadows on his soul
With him a lady we all know
Who spurns affection he wants to show
His attitude is still overtly bold
Add then he says "Dump Fox News"
The truth is told now on NewsMax
Now to make Joe Biden fall
This election will take its toll

And he's trying to stay in the White House
More 1's from he haters

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Pacing: 2.1
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Total Votes: 44

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Al Gore - November 20, 2020 - Report this comment
Why can't Trump just accept the outcome of the 2020 election with all the same grace as I accepted George W. Bush's victory in 2000?

Oh, wait...
Michael Pacholek - November 20, 2020 - Report this comment
I TOTALLY accepted George W. Bush's victory in 2000!
Patrick - November 20, 2020 - Report this comment
After the 2000 election, I don't think anyone ever used the already long-obsolete and inherently faulty punch-card technology again. The mail-in ballots are a major cause of the confusion this time. And who ever thought it was a good idea to buy voting machines from Venezuela?
William Little - November 21, 2020 - Report this comment
Hanging chads, Hanging chads, Hanging all the way. . .
Phil Alexander - November 21, 2020 - Report this comment
Patrick, who "bought voting machines from Venezuela"? .. and mail-in ballots were forecast months ago to be a cause of logistical issues, for very obvious reasons. And what was the White House reaction to this? To make unsubstantiated claims of fraud and do their best to hamper the process. Trump knew months ago that he had no hope of winning a fair election, so has been trying to convince people from back then that the election wouldn't be fair. It's just sad how many people swallow the bull he spouts.
Dave W - November 22, 2020 - Report this comment
Political parody that stands out from the rest..... Worth taking any heat from dissatisfied jokers ... and chadding about....But don't throw out those One's : )
BadBetty - November 27, 2020 - Report this comment
This is a wonderful parody because it speaks the truth and blasts the old rock classic to ashes! My take on the election is "Midnight Confession 2020". At least Trump has a job until January 20...

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