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Song Parodies -> "The Effluent Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Immigrant Song"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"The Effluent Song"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I decided I needed another parody song for my musical... and here it is!!!
The Effluent Song

(Sung to 'The Immigrant Song' - Led Zepplin)

Eww! Eww!
It erupts from asses pale and white
see the fearful looks; an unholy sight

The end result of eating
at times it sure ain't nice...
Legumes and rice
Jesus Christ...
Retribution is coming...

Clean linens and ass cloths! We need more!
As blasts of shit spill on the floor!

Eww! Eww!
There's blasts of vomit, piss and shit!
We strive to keep up as you laugh at it!

Decrepit digestion...
where most of it passes through
Raging bowels; get cleaning towels
Eruptions are coming!!

Laundry carts now... are overfilled!!
these shitstained linens smell like fresh road kill!!

Tonight we hope it stops!
This anal ejected ruin!
Nurse meds can help ease the load
of excess work we're doing..

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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