Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "All My Gloves"

Original Song Title:

"All My Love"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"All My Gloves"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Glove Month is drawing to a close, so I thought I'd do one last Zep parody before the grand finale. Enjoy the parody!
Should you go out, my love, when it’s freezing cold
To get some cocoa that is hot?
The glow of moon is caught in a stranglehold,
Which leaves the land so peril-fraught.

For many hours and days, it’s gone on so long,
The snow has made a frightening mess.
If you must go outside and work with your hands,
I bid you well, I give the best.

All of my gloves,
All of my gloves,
Oh, all of my gloves to you.

All of my gloves,
All of my gloves,
Oh, all of my gloves to you.

The roads are closed; the plows are out yet again.
Will they unclear it all in time?
My Marianne, don’t walk away in disdain,
I’d still love you beyond your prime.

Oh, all of my gloves,
All of my gloves,
Oh, all of my gloves to you.

All of my gloves,
All of my gloves,
Yes, all of my gloves to you, woman.

[Instrumental, including a cameo by Mozart]

Your hand, it mocks; my hand, it feeds the whole world.
His is the one that weather’s wrought.
Our fire dies down, and yet we haven’t unfurled,
Let’s get some cocoa that is hot.

Oh, all of my gloves,
All of my gloves,
Oh, all of my gloves to you, now.

All of my gloves,
Oh oh,
Oh, all of my gloves to you.

All of my gloves,
All of my gloves,
All of my gloves, gloves.

Saddam! [x4]*

Hey hey hey, hey.
Hey hey hey.
Ooh yeah.

They’re all, all, all, all of my gloves.
All of my gloves,
All of my gloves to you, now.

All of my gloves,
All of my gloves,
All of my gloves to, to, you, you, you, you and you.

I get a little bit chilly,
Just a little bit,
Just a little bit…

[fade out]
*No seriously, that's what I thought Robert Plant was singing.

Copyright 2017 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by becoming a feather in the wind.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   2
 2
 2
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/ledzeppelin147.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 292