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Song Parodies -> "The Gloveman"

Original Song Title:

"The Rover"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"The Gloveman"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Once again, sorry to miss a few days; I've been tired. I promise I'll catch up, though! Enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
I’ve been to Boston, bore several winters.
I can’t believe I went without.
I’m watchin’ Rocky, sometimes on the road,
I always knew I’d scream and shout.

There can be no denyin’ that the wind won’t freeze me up.
Baby, I ain’t lyin’; there’s a new way to warm up.

You can call me “Gloveman” [x3]

I’ve just been Hell-bent since Heaven sent me,
I’ll have my vengeance on this cold.
I’ll steal the limelight, dance in the starlight,
I’ve had the drive since days of old.

Though the fire’s dyin’, my two hands, they won’t grow cold
My foes will be cryin’, and my might they shall behold.

They can call me “Gloveman” [x3]

I’ll keep on rockin’ and I’ll keep the dice a-rollin’.
Darlin’, with you, Darlin’, my luck’s still hot.
I’ll get ‘em rockin’, baby, from LA to Poland,
When I’m with you, darlin’, my luck’s so hot.
That’s right!

[guitar solo]

I am the thunder, I am the lightning,
And I will tell ‘em where to go.
The way I love you, it’s really frightening,
But it will shield us from all this snow.

I’ll be so high-flyin’, they’ll be amazed what I know.
And the heat will rise, man, and my foes, they won’t grow old.

They can call me “Gloveman” [x2]

You can call me…
You can call me…
You can call me…
You can call me…
You can call me “Gloveman”.

That’s all it takes. [x2]

That’s all it takes. [x2]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [x4]

Ooh yeah.

Ah, ah, ah, ah.

That’s right. [x4]

[fade out]
Copyright 2017 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by a new plague on the land.

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Jeff - February 20, 2017 - Report this comment
I glove it? (Bad pun)

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