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Song Parodies -> "The Snow Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Rain Song"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"The Snow Song"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

You know, even though Led Zeppelin has penned a bunch of songs about love, it's actually pretty hard to find songs of theirs with the word "love" in them. Nevertheless, this is still a glove parody. Enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
This is the winter of my gloving; it’s the first season I am to know.
You are the moonlight in my freezing; so little warmth I feel right now.
One runny nose ‘cause I am sneezing; can’t get the fire to burn and grow.

[instrumental solo]

Where is the springtime of my flowers? Can’t help me flee from Odin’s Doom.
Make love to me in the shower; you’ll save me from certain gloom.
It grows stronger each hour; my love is pure and Softer than a Cell.

Oooh, ooh.

Oh, oh.

Come on, come on, I want the warmness of the summer.
The winter hates both my hands and feet.
I thank the gloves and boots I’m wearing, wearing, wearing.
And I know that our love’s so…
And I know that our love’s so sweet.

This is the season of congealing; I hate the frostbite that it brings.
This slip-‘n-sliding’s unappealing; that bruise I got, it really stings.
There is no mystery to my feelings, feelings; your gentle touch is making my heart sing.
Making my heart sing.

Ooh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Copyright 2017 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by being unable to flee from Keepers of the Gloom

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