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Song Parodies -> "Delete My Files"

Original Song Title:

"Out on the Tiles"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Delete My Files"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Since I'm such a huge Led Zeppelin fan, I figured I'd introduce you to an OS that nobody's parodied before. The album it came from actually isn't a bad album, either. Oh, and don't let the title fool you; this is still a glove parody. Enjoy the parody! DKTOS?
When I use my computer, I just love to surf the web.
Watchin’ videos, checkin’ E-mail, talkin’ with folks from Zagreb.
But sometimes my machine starts to act queer.*
It flows and ebbs, flows and ebbs.

I’m a computer guy, I ain’t exactly green.
But sometimes, I need expertise from one who works machines.
There’s a few things that you can do to keep my terminal lean and runnin’ so mean,
I’ll always ask advice from you.

All I need from you is all your gloves.
All you gotta give to me is all your gloves.
All I need from you is all your gloves.
All you gotta give to me is all your gloves.
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah. [x2]

I just got a virus (Stop!) from an old Nigerian man.
I got an antivirus, gonna open up a can.
I’m just gonna go kick back, gonna keep the program runnin’,
Let AVG, AVG, AVG, AVG scan.

Hustlin’ on a Sunday morn, copyin’ my work.
Files go and files come, see those scammers are big fat jerks.
They’re a total disgrace, they slip my pace, they try to erase,
And I’ll call you if they’re just too much.

All I need from you is all your gloves.
All you gotta give to me is all your gloves.
All I need from you is all your gloves.
All you gotta give to me is all your gloves.
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah. [x2]

Aw yeah, aw yeah, aw yeah.
Oh computer service, keep on.
Oh computer service, keep on.
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah.
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah.
Ah ha ha ha ha ha, yeah yeah.
Ah ha ha ha ha ha, yeah yeah.
*-Don't worry, I mean "queer" as in "strange".

Copyright 2017 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by being unable to keep pace.

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