-> "The Conflagration called Islam"
Original Song Title:
"The Battle of Evermore"
Parody Song Title:
"The Conflagration called Islam"
The Conflagration Called Islam
Sung to "The Battle of Evermore - Led Zepplin)
I sat and gazed upon these lands...and sought Dar-es-Salaam
But there were shredded corpses and severed hands from an Omnicider bomb...
Oh, is Islam a deadly blight...or worth prayer in the morning light..
The Islam hordes, they multiply as time, the common thread,
will guarantee they will call for peace while wanting the infidel dead...
Oh, while some Muslims are peaceful, Islam has ceased to be...
Allah is merciful and benevolent but lacks any humor or mirth...
Submit to me utterly or be blasted from this earth...
The foulest scourge since Pardoner bane and Galileo thrown down...
They want you to hear only the call for peace while ignoring the dead on the ground...
Oh, Slaughter in the night...absolution in the morning light...
With only one book, the walls they shook and Constantinople it fell..
Now with modern place and modern day, the people there still live in hell....
Oh, death to the infidel..will they grow up only time will tell...
As it is they stand against knowledge whereas learning they once embraced....
Why are so many Muslims illiterate...isn't that a disgrace?
End this religious idiocy, split God from governance...
Shari'a is the road to ruin; secularity makes more sense (Right On!)
Unless you are the worthless who crave power; (Screw You!) the craven who need power...
The concept of stable governance comes not from a book filled with force...
Oh, the Qur'an speaks of peace while misogyny is foully preached....
Misanthropy in any form is the mortal enemy of man.....take it back
But I saw yet more omnicide, it happened this afternoon....
Will Islam join the modern world or will it end in ruin.....
Take it Back...Take it Back....
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