-> "The Cattle Of Roger Moore"
Original Song Title:
"The Battle Of Evermore"
Parody Song Title:
"The Cattle Of Roger Moore"
Sir Roger Moore raised a brow for he had heard the low
They’re one year old an’ now in bloom; ‘The Saint’ has quite a bone
(Oh, young ‘uns are nice an’ tight; bonk until dawn, he might)
His pork sword rides in calves tonight: he’s in the cattle stall
(Oh, loves all his cows an’ so wanted to jump their bones)
Side by side; with eight in sight; what a lark to have them all!
I hear, “This one’s a wonder”; boon, for the heifer’s aglow
He’s matin’ in a large kind of openin’; matin’ with the beast on show
No dabble if the cow is old: he thinks that calves are best
He’s dressed one in frilled underwear; today, he won’t forget…no…no
(Oh, panties are his delight; schwing if they’re nice an’ tight)
His face, a frown: his cow is slack; too fast a pace: she’s dead
(Oh, Roger will never cry; hopin’ the next won’t die)
The cow, he killed; he could be mad; he still has seven though
Oh well, the next to prong; his seed’s for those which low
Tired out: on the floor, lies; waitin’, for it sapped his flow
His todger’s sore: cannot proceed with game of ‘shaft a calf’
His cries will wake the cattle stall but once his ride is back…ride on…ride on
(Oh, Roger can’t raise a wood: can’t roger any more)
His boner’s gone: the ‘limp one’ plight, for Roger’s now so old
(Oh, needin’ some help tonight: animal porno site!)
He’s now at home an’ caught online; the wife gives him some flak… and a smack
Now past the urge for shaftin’; the dead one’s rump he’ll fry
Remains will be kept in the freezer as meatballs, snags an’ pies
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