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Song Parodies -> "Tool Size: Restrained"

Original Song Title:

"Fool In The Rain"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Tool Size: Restrained"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Oh baby
Well there's a light in your eye that keeps shining
Like a star that can't wait for tonight
'Cause it'll be both our first times baby
Right here on our wedding night
And the curves of your body allurin'
And the thrill of your touch I can't fight
And I'm shaking so much, maybe yearning
Let's get naked and make it alright, oh yeah, it's alright, alright

And you vowed that you never would leave me
When we stood by that altar today
And I promised I'd love you completely
That I never would cheat or turn gay
Now you're showing me both of your boobies
And I'm putting my trousers away
Now it's our first time; we're consummating
Oh what a glorious day, hey
Yeah, Lovely day, yeah

Well I'm just now removing my boxers
And you start looking down and in shock
And it takes me a minute to realize that
You're staring down at my cock
And now you're pointing and laughing
You say my thing is a crock
Now you're sayin' that you have been swindled
'Cause you wanted one hard as a rock, rock
Because my dick is too small
Oh yeah my prick is too small
You know my stick is too small
I got a wick that's too small

Oh babe

Ooh, bride that might run away
Just won't seem to stop
Sayin' my wang is wimpy

Ooh, wish that it were big
I just can't help it that
I am hung like a mouse

Whoa ooh, can't see it when I look down
But I just can't make it get bigger
Yo I gotta buy ExtenZe
Gotta buy ExtenZe, Gotta buy ExtenZe
Gotta buy Enzyte

Now my body is starting to quiver
Least the palms of my hands don't have hair, ohh
You went and left me because I'm too small
You went and left me somewhere
Maybe you're down in Flo Rida dating
Kanye West, Taio Cruz, 50 Cent?
And my self-esteem really is fading
But it could be worse; mine could be bent! Oh

Because my dick is too small
Oh yeah my prick is too small
You know my stick is too small
I got a wick that's too small
Because my dick is too small
Oh yeah my prick is too small
You know my stick is too small
Not long or thick; just too small

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