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Song Parodies -> "Fors't Raiders/Food Raiders"

Original Song Title:

"D'yer Mak'er"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Fors't Raiders/Food Raiders"

Parody Written by:

Christie Marie M

The Lyrics

A.K.A. Forest Raiders, like forest animals. This situation is based upon the time my bro threw a barbecue for his friends that summer night and we encountered animals raiding our grill in the middle of the night in our backyard. Yep, our mom warned us about those animals raiding the grill in the middle of the night, and she was right!
[Relaxing Reggae Intro]

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Barbecue to go-oh
Go, go, go, go
Grill wafts up in smoke-smoke
Smoke, hope won’t choke
Tickles squirrels’ nose

My, my, oh, my, oh, my
Steaks and burgers fry
Ribs: prime, in grime
Heard a plaintive cry
A cry so high
Badgers creep… at night

In the night the aroma had lingered
Raccoons starve bad, bad, bad
Nuts, berries for them are no fillers
Our steak, they’ll grab and snag
The corn they’ll munch and gnaw
From their mouth and jaws
They’re feasting
A banquet for beasties!

Oh, oh, oh, no, oh, no
Every food they eat
A beet, so sweet
From seafood to red meat
Not neat!
More hot dogs they’ll…deplete!
(Woah!)

Why, why, oh, why, oh, why?
(Must) they camp out, dig holes?
Holes, full of moles
Who munch ribs to the bones
All those bones, they throw, whoa-ooh-whoa!
They’re our new…found foes

Skunks and chipmunks scavenge more munchies
They hunt like mad for grabs
As they stuff more food in their tummies
They are like fat rats, brats!
Food on the grill they raid
Quarrels to be made
Survival
Of the fittest of rivals-whoa!

[Instrumental Reggae Break]

Oh, oh, no, oh, no!
Have to rid them so
They have to go
Hunting we will go
Go, go, go, go
Go shoot ‘em...all
Please, please, please, please

Bang, bang, bang, bang, blast ‘em maybe
Bang, bang, we’re hunting and we’re gaming
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot them possums
Blast ‘em all...kill all!

Ahh, maybe we would eat ‘em all
Now, fin’lly they had took the fall
Woo, woo, hoo. Woo!

Roast, roast, and toast ‘em all… yeah! (Rare!)
Munch, munch, munch, crunch, and munch…ah ah ah! (Done!)
Mmm...mmm…mmm…mmm...yum
Mmmmmmmmmm…yum! (Good, yeah!)
(Fading) We ate ‘em!
Note: I’m always sensitive to animals and care for their well being…won’t hunt or kill ‘em at all!

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Porfle Popnecker - March 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Very filling parody--I couldn't read another bite!
bobpiecheese - March 27, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages) Mmmm, possum burgers. You did well with the mumbling lyrics of the OS here. 555!
Christie Marie M - March 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks lots, Porfle and bobpie/T-COP! :)

Porfle - Glad you enjoyed this filling parody and glad I whet your appetite!

Bobpie/T-COP - Possum burgers sound very nice right now...love to try one someday!! LOL!! As always, I enjoyed spreading my creativity when it comes to spoofing, especially with the mumbling lyrics!!
Abbott Skelding - March 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Never heard the OS before, but you did a great job following it! Nice work
Arwen - March 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Ages...hahaha...Nice work on this one! I'll never forget a camping trip I took with some friends when we left some food out before going to bed. We could hear something prowling around our camp...knocking things over...and were all too scared to unzip the tent to see what it was. I was convinced it was a mountain lion or WORSE...but it was probably a raccoon. :) I learned my lesson either way, though...all the food goes into the car now!!
Matthias - March 29, 2012 - Report this comment
The rhyming in here was fantastic. This is my favorite Led Zeppelin song for extra points for that (this is actually the only Zeppelin song I can stand other than "Stairway To Heaven" just because it's reggae and I love reggae). The images in here really added to the goofball cake. I love it all.
Blaydeman - March 30, 2012 - Report this comment
(AofA) Tantalizingly good!

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