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Song Parodies -> "Elevator To Heaven"

Original Song Title:

"Stairway To Heaven"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Elevator To Heaven"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

High and wide are the doors,
Circles number the floors
On the new elevator to heaven
Stairs were torn down, I guess
Infrastructure progress
Saints who enter just push one big button
Yes, yes, it's a new elevator to heaven

Arrows high on the wall,
One for up, one to fall
If not sure of just where you are going.
A loud voice will say,
"You have gone the wrong way!"
Helpful guides standing near, for right showing..
Lightning flash brings thunder
Lightning flash sends thunder

Fog hangs misty and low..
Pure white background's aglow
Haunting music from strings softly strumming
There's a cool gentle breeze,
Stirring tall redwood trees,
And a scent of fresh roses, just blooming
Painted scenes of wonder
Painted scenes of wonder

Whispers hush through the throng,
Echo long like a song
And a piper to pay stifles laughter
Not quite dusk, not quite dawn
Rhyme and reason are gone
Time's a pause on the brink of hereafter


If you've been parted from your fam'ly,
No need to worry
There will be reunions in a soon time
You'll find up ahead, paths to two trails..
Where you must choose one
You'll pick the long straw when it's all done
Cheat the doom, down under
Yes, beat the doom, down under

Your fate is spinning like a game wheel..
Blood rivers surreal
A light is shining through tall shadows
The sinners, near you, seek salvation..
As great winds whirl
The elevator holds your true soul within


And now the elevator stops
The double doors remaining closed
Nobody moves, the throng is still
What happens now, nobody knows
All waiting breathless, then behold
The gold doors, grandly, opening
You see all friends and fam'ly, passed
And hear a million angels sing

Back down goes the elevator to heaven

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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Phil Nelson - December 31, 2010 - Report this comment
Like my local hard rock radio station used to have, "Elevator from hell", which was hard rock elevator music you had to guess to get a prize. Interesting parody. 5's
Old Man Ribber - January 03, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - Uplifting! Three 5s for your "Theme From Shaft". ;D
Cross Between The Wicked - January 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Golden Harp solo...thats awesome!!!
LilCupCakes - January 07, 2011 - Report this comment
nice write, Sir L'Air de Farce, mighty Duke 0Edge ! . und ~ H A P P Y ~ N E W ~ Y E A R ~
AFW - January 07, 2011 - Report this comment
Thank you, LilCakes...and Happy Eleven to you, too

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