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Song Parodies -> "(DWTS) Season 11 (Words of Warning)"

Original Song Title:

"Stairway to Heaven"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"(DWTS) Season 11 (Words of Warning)"

Parody Written by:

carly_carlz

The Lyrics

Well, ABC's done it again: picking a cast of not-famous for "DWTS"! I mean, Mike Sorrentino and Bristol Palin? WTF!!!!! They can kiss their ratings goodbye, that's for sure. Also, I apologize to Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones, and the late John Bonham for juxtaposing Led Zeppelin with that lame excuse for prime time TV. Okay, I think you can get the point through this parody. So enjoy.
There's a game show that's sure that it's not getting old
And they're firing up Season 11
ABC's dancing show features se-ver-al stars
And I thought season 10 went way too far!
Ooh, ooh, are some dying for Season 11?

There's a list on the wall but I want to be sure
'Cause a few of the names have me seething
The co-hosts Tom and Brooke announced who'll be dancing
Sometimes I ask what ABC was thinking

Oh, what a blunder!
Oh, what a blunder!

There's a feeling I get when I look at the cast
Why the heck would they pick Bristol Palin?
On the blog I did read Hasselhoff's in the lead
And that "Jersey" boy The Situation

It's a class-A blunder
A colossal blunder

And it's whispered that soon if we all stay tuned
We'll see a ballroom-dancing Michael Bolton
See, when I turn it on, it's not on for long
But I'd watch if they had William Shatner

---guitar solo---

If you're tempted to turn on that show, don't turn it on, Man!
It's just a terrible waste of your time
Yes, there's near nothing on TV now, just that debased scum
There's still time to change what show you're on!

Oh, what a blunder!
Oh, what a blunder!

Here is a problem that I get asked, what do you do if
Your mother's calling you to join her
Dear Mommy, can you find a new show, that contest blows!
This season, no celebrity will win!

---guitar solo---

And did I tell you bout the stars
I did not mention earlier
Here comes a "Baby" we all know
Jennifer Grey and Margaret Cho
Brandy Norwood's set to tango
But Sarah Palin's dearest spawn?
I hope this season is the last
When all is said and all is done, yeah
I think no one should get the gold!!!!!!

Mom, I'm not watching Season 11!
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TJC - September 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Excellent analysis--you've hit their fail on the head!
Flash Flood - September 03, 2010 - Report this comment
You guys are lucky.I'd give anything to see Hasselhoff,Bolton and The Situation dance around.Our version has all the boring celebrities!
Old Man Ribber - September 03, 2010 - Report this comment
carly - Wonderful song! No need to apologize to Zeppelin for this. One comment: Bristol Palin?? I could have sworn that Levi Johnston was the shameless hustler in that "relationship"! ;D
AFW - September 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Some really good TV spoofing, here
Christie Marie M - September 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Missed all your parodies, Carly! Don't watch DWTS much, but I will sometime. Well, I wished to be in the show to dance with either Hasselhoff or Bolton. 555 stars for this one!
Michael Pacholek - September 07, 2010 - Report this comment
It could be worse: Bristol and "the Situation" could hook up! Come to think of it, in her case, that would be a step up! (Not meant to be a dance-themed pun.) Look, if the new "DWTS" isn't up your alley, you could always check out the new "Hawaii Five-O!" Book 'em, Grace Park!
carly_carlz - September 07, 2010 - Report this comment
TJC- Amen. FF - why? What country are you from? OMR - Levi would be much worse. AFW - Thank you. CMM - Maybe Bolton and the Hoff aren't too bad, but do yourself a favor and don't watch it. It is becoming mind-numbingly dull. MP - No, The Situation is too busy hooking up with Joisy gurlz. But that just might happen, since DTWS is no stranger to real-life romance.

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