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Song Parodies -> "Human Pin Cushion"

Original Song Title:

"Houses Of The Holy"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Human Pin Cushion"

Parody Written by:

The Great Karlando

The Lyrics

Gonna pierce both of my eyebrows
And in each wall of my nose
Got a stud stuck in my labret
And a ring 'tween all my toes

I've got thirty in my left ear
Twenty-five more in my right
I would like to pierce my eyeballs
But I think I'd lose my sight, just might

Cost too much to get my tongue pierced
So I used an old thumb tack
Now it's swollen and it's painful
And I think it's turning black, oh aaack!

Got a tattoo on my forehead
Reaches down below my eyes
If you ask me, I will show you
Bert and Ernie on my thighs
Oohhhh, on my thighs

Now there ain't no use in staring
Now don't you know that it is very rude
Even though my friends look like me
I am one original dude

So come on everybody pierce your eyelids
Everybody gonna pierce their cheeks
If we all cover ourselves up with tattoos
None of us will look like freaks

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Smurf and Mr. Horse - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one Karlando...5's through
Claude Prez - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job! Eventually they'll have to get their spleens pierced to impress people.
The Great Karlando - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Damnit! I forgot all about internal organ piercing.
Wild Man - October 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Great work Karlando. Houses of the Holy great tune.

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