Gonna pierce both of my eyebrows
And in each wall of my nose
Got a stud stuck in my labret
And a ring 'tween all my toes

I've got thirty in my left ear
Twenty-five more in my right
I would like to pierce my eyeballs
But I think I'd lose my sight, just might

Cost too much to get my tongue pierced
So I used an old thumb tack
Now it's swollen and it's painful
And I think it's turning black, oh aaack!

Got a tattoo on my forehead
Reaches down below my eyes
If you ask me, I will show you
Bert and Ernie on my thighs
Oohhhh, on my thighs

Now there ain't no use in staring
Now don't you know that it is very rude
Even though my friends look like me
I am one original dude

So come on everybody pierce your eyelids
Everybody gonna pierce their cheeks
If we all cover ourselves up with tattoos
None of us will look like freaks