-> "Gilligan's Island"
Original Song Title:
"Stairway to Heaven"
Parody Song Title:
"Gilligan's Island"
The Lyrics
'Twas a three-hour tour
With the Skipper and more
And they're stranded on Gilligan's Island
Here's how this story goes
Two guys in funny clothes
Gave five passengers a three hour tour
(A Three Hour Tour)
Ooh, ooh, and they're stranded on Gilligan's Island
Mate's a mighty sailor man
The Skipper brave and sure
'Cause you know that is show is so silly
Know the theme like a book
There's a moron who sings
And they're stranded on Gilligan's Island
Ooh, because of thunder
Ooh, because of thunder
There's a feeling I get
Professor's not the best,
Never fixed the boat, no one was leaving
On the show I have seen
Skipper sleeping under trees,
And the cast, whose ridiculous looking.
Ooh, this show's a blunder
Ooh, this show was a blunder
Thought they would get off soon
Sick of hearing that tune
The show only lasted three short seasons
Then a new day will dawn
The show's no longer on
And the TV will echo with laughter
If there's a jingle to your sitcom
Don't be alarmed now
Let's just hope the theme's sung by Queen.
Yes, there's a way to get off the island
But that would be dumb
There's still time to change the show you're on
And this show's a blunder.
I know you're humming the theme song now
In case you don't know
The Skipper's calling you to join them
Two ladies Marianne and Ginger
They're not hot now
This Island lies on the withering map
A storm ends the three-hour tour
They are washed up upon the shore
There walks a Skipper we all know
Gilligan's the star of the show
Doubt ev'rything you've been told
And if you're watching very hard
The tune will finally end at last.
There's seven castaways in all
To do this show, they sold their souls!!!!
And they're stranded on Gilligan's Island
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How Funny: | 3.6 | |
Overall Rating: | 3.3 | |
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Total Votes: | 9 |
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