I like slim jims for sure
so I'm robbing a store
yes I'm robbing a seven eleven

when I get there it blows
cause the store has been closed
I must persist till I get what I came for

ooooh, oooooh, yes I'm robbing a seven eleven

there is slop on the wall
hot dog grease on the floor
can't make out the words the clerk is speaking
now I've be- come a crook
I like slurpies and things
sometimes all the hot dogs are real shriveled

ooooh, I kinda made a blunder
ooooh I kinda made a blunder

there's a feeling I get
when I steal chicken breasts
and the cops jump on me when I'm leaving
so the cops follow me as I run through the trees
and the clerks underpaid he's just looking

ooooh, I got some bread named wonder
and I hear some thunder

i'll be arrested real soon
I won't get out till june
I'm in trouble for a real stupid reason
when I went there at dawn
all the doughnuts were gone
so I could not obtain what I was after

etc..

needs worked on