-> "My Allergies"
Original Song Title:
"Lady Marmalade"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"My Allergies"
The Lyrics
Ass-ist your nose; this is no common cold, mister
Hey, sister, blow, sister - you've got a nose-blister!
I'm loaded on drugs, for the pollen count's huge
Downing the Allegra D
And I say, "Oh no, duck low!
Mucus is starting to flow..."
(Ahhh...CHOO!)
Bitchin', itchy pollen, ah ah
Scritchy scratchy hives down here
Loco-chokin' lotsa blah, yah
Free me from my allergies!
Cue tissue cliché - sneezing snot, a lot
You should move away, sinus block...
I went out for Pseudophedrine HCL
And took the meds the doctor prescribed
Nose was numb, nostrils weak, oh that's when it started to leak...
Fetch a stretcher, please, aidez-moi!
Phlegm-filled lungs - emergency!
Eyes red like conjunctivi-tahs
Free me from my allergies!
Gluey goo, my eyeballs rubbed raw, oh bah.
Comment vous dites "Need cough drops"?
Hey, Hey, Hey
Rubbed on my skin, Menthol ointment soothes
Smells nice, keeps the dripping at bay
But it kept it all inside,
Couldn't breathe, and died
(Morgue, Morgue, Morgue)
Dow I'b on Flodase, and still alibe
Talkeeg like I hab a code
Dat was close, bud I comblade,
(I) Still feel the sabe!
(Sore, bored, floored...)
Biss by days of ha-ha, laugh-tah
Caddot laugh with sdot id here
Dow I cry to hebben - Fath-ah!
Free be frub by allergies!
"Remettez-moi le Sudafed," I said
Vous devez part "ache" from my head!
Fleuves du flegme, quite the haul, ¡muy mal!
(¿Por qué hablé en español?)
(Ah...CHOO!)
[repeat to end]
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