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Song Parodies -> "??? -ation"

Original Song Title:

"Celebration"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kool & The Gang

Parody Song Title:

"??? -ation"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

I was struggling to come up with an idea for this tune because there are a million rhymes for it so I decided to do them all...
COMMA!
That's punctuation
SHOWCASE!
That's a demonstration

Want to cure your hives? Those suck!
(You'll medicate)
Want to learn to fly? Take off!
(You'll levitate)

When you're speaking, Don't want to sound weird
Communication is what you'll use, My dear
Hydraulic oil or Brake fluid, dude
When time to lubricate these liquids you'll use

On the couch, Ree-laxxx-ation
You're gonna salivate and chomp those pork rinds
Prooo-creee-ation
No need to masturbate just bang your hot wife

This "-ation" is a treasure
A verb or two, End that way sir
Take a look at all these words, They rock!

UPSET!
You're in desperation
BOO-HOO!

Terrrr-minnn-ate that guy in gauze
(From mummification)
Ammm-puuuu-tate that leg, It's gone!
(Then decapitation)

Lost a maple tree or two, They're cleared
Deforestation's a problem we should fear
You'll kill with sharp knives and a cannon too
Those will obliterate and seal some dooms

Near the clouds, Ellll-evation
You're gonna dominate that mountain, Just climb. Yeah, yeah
Occccc-upation
Your boss will designate a job that you like

This "-ation" is a treasure
A verb or two, End that way sir
Take a look at all these words, They rock!

SHOPPING!
Commercialization
DEAD BROKE!
From big corporations

Dec-or-ate with lights, Strung up!
(They'll fascinate)
You're choked out
Strang-u-late your neck, You're Bart!
(Matt illustrates)

We're gonna chug some Pepsi and Sprite
We'll carbonate, Lips are dry
We're gonna cook some poultry to dine
We'll marinate, It tastes fine, Turkey!

We're gonna get cold and full of ice
We'll glaciate, Turn bright white
We're gonna kill those insects and mice
We'll fumigate, Stop those lice

VERBAGE!
VERBAGE!

Irritate you with this song!

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Peter Andersson - April 22, 2016 - Report this comment
This was interresting on two levels, the other one being that it made me realize that this OS gives me a third option for future xxxxx-ation ideas, the first two being "Good vibrations" by The Beach Boys and "My generation" by The Who. Good work here man (and thanks for the heads up, no immediate ideas but I'll keep it in mind)!
Agrimorfee - April 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Your iteration is cause for jubilation!
John Lomain - April 23, 2016 - Report this comment
funny parody

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