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Song Parodies -> "Lunger Loogie"

Original Song Title:

"Jungle Boogie"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kool & The Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Lunger Loogie"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

Get down, get down
Sit down, sit down
Hit ground, hit ground
Inbound, inbound
Flip down, flip down
Flop down, flop down
Whip round, whip round
Your crown, it's bound

Ahhhhhhhhh!

Lunger loogie
Came outta me
(Had a cough)
Lunger loogie
Real suddenly
(A whoopin' cough)
Lunger loogie
(Hocked up, monster loogie)
Something to see
(Heads up, get your head down)
Lunger loogie
(Watch out for the loogie)
Came outta me
(It's flyin' around)

Lunger loogie
(Wake up, better sit down)
Lunger loogie
(Loogie baby)
Lunger loogie
(A biggie boogie)
Lunger loogie
(Bruhuhuh)
Lunger loogie
(Better get down)
Lunger loogie
(Dodge the loogie)
Lunger loogie
(Better jump back)
Lunger loogie
(Back from the loogie)

Get down, get down
Sit down, sit down
(Miss the loogie)
Hit ground, hit ground
(It's a boogie)
It's wound, it's wound
(Boogie loogie)
Heads up, head down
(Loogie woogie)
Your crown, it's bound
(Flyin' loogie)
Whip round, whip round
(Monster loogie)
It weighs a pound
(Oogie boogie)
Inbound, inbound
(Funky loogie)
Flip down, flip down
(Hunky loogie)
Flop down, flop down
(Chunky loogie)
Your crown, it's found

Guhhhh!

Uh, spit it
It's a hunk, y'all
Loogie a la mode

Dance back from the loogie
Keep runnin' from the loogie woogie
Jump back
Hop back from the loogie, say Yuck!
Get down, say Ick!
Whip round, say Yecch!
Flip down, say Urk!
Till you dodge it, y'all
Flop down, y'all
Plop down
It's chunky y'all
Gotta hose down

Bruhuhuh!

Whoooa, nooo!

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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Rob Arndt - December 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Coughing up 555 points!
Agrimorfee - December 09, 2011 - Report this comment
It is somewhat unfortunate for parody artists that there so few rhymes for "boogie"...and "love". Silly stuff.
Porfle Popnecker - December 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Yeah, if you're trying to rhyme with "love", there's a couple of nice things like "dove" and "above", but then you start getting into stuff like "glove" and "shove."
Rob Arndt - December 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Don't forget "blood" ;-D
Porfle Popnecker - December 10, 2011 - Report this comment
Or the old standby "of." As in "thinkin' of" and "dreamin' of."
Rex - December 26, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) A one pound loogie? I certainly didn't expectorate that! Fine job of stretching a loogie over 79 lines.
Porfle Popnecker - December 26, 2011 - Report this comment
You counted them? Cool!
Blaydeman - December 31, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I respect the effort. Don't get me wrong, I love Kool & the Gang, but some of there songs were definitely not made to be parodied... thuis is absolutely one of those. The song probaby of has less than 25 different lines throughout the entire thing. You did what you could, but the repetititveness really got to me. You stretched the concept and funnyness as thinly as possible while still being decent, the song just didn't lend itself to the comedy. Sorry, just not your strongest in my opinion. 454.
Porfle Popnecker - December 31, 2011 - Report this comment
Yeah, I pretty much asked for that when I chose it. But I figured that it wouldn't be a genuine Kool and the Gang parody contest if somebody didn't do "Jungle Boogie"!
bobpiecheese - January 09, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) As what Blaydeman said, you did what you could with what little the OS had, but this still ended up a bit repetitive, particularly with your chosen subject matter not having a lot to it. Still decent, though.
Matthias - January 11, 2012 - Report this comment
I can just see Vincent and Jules hocking loogies while talking about cheeseburgers in Paris and blasting people away. I'm pretty sure this song was in Pulp Fiction. I know one song from Kool and the Gang was in that movie and for some reason I remember it being this one.
Porfle Popnecker - January 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Bob--thanks. Matthias--yep, it was in the opening titles and on the car radio while Vincent and Jules were driving to visit Brad and his friends...
Below Average Dave - January 12, 2012 - Report this comment
Well, there's nothing really wrong with your parody it's just so basic. I think that Blaydeman hit the nail on the head buddy. . .
Porfle Popnecker - January 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Yeah, I was going for basic on this one.

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