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Song Parodies -> "Pirate Fight"

Original Song Title:

"Ladies Night"

Original Performer:

Kool & The Gang

Parody Song Title:

"Pirate Fight"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Uhhh… Oh no… This isn’t right

I’m in a pirate fight
And I’m full of fright
I should have took a flight
Not this cruise line (It really bites!)

I hate this pirate fight
They won’t act polite
Dental hygiene is slight
It makes me whine

Cruise… boats… are… fun (Yup!)
Unless there’s pirates then beware
You’ll pop corks and drink some Rum
Until they fight
Because they’re vermin scum

If you’re in pirate fights
You’d better run and hide
Cause they’ll cut out your eye
That won’t be fine (Not at all fine)

Yes it’s a pirate fight
I got the invite
Now I’m scared pale white
Might die tonight!

If you walk the plank
You are shark bait
The… Captain keelhauls ya!
So don’t mess with me Maties! (Argh!)
Make the Poop Deck shine seadog (Argh!)

On this cruise I’m annoyed
I don’t enjoy these pirate fights (Yo-Ho!)

Gonna make cannonballs fly
Wrecking your ship with pride
Gotta search for gold that’s right
Making big bucks in stride

I’m sick of pirate fights
No themed cruise next time
Their teeth are full of grime
Baths are a crime (I heave a sigh)

Screw this damn pirate fight
On rum they’re always fried
They travel worldwide
With gold in mind

No Geoffrey Rush or Keira Knightley
Run of the mill homeless it seems
Scary dudes, Hairy dudes… Very rude
Cutlass or knife stabbing
It’s hard to compare with

Might end your life
In fights, To Davy Jones Locker you’ll glide
Forget your wife
All guys, Women are all bad luck and strife
Don’t fly a kite
That bites, If you want some fun don’t law abide
They cheat and lie
With snide, They’ll even take candy from tykes

(Hell no! Get me off this lake!)

That Disney ride
Is fine, but this is a bit much to try
I must be high
To climb upon this pirate ship outright
Makes me cry
No lie, All us landlubbers they don’t like

(Hell no! Get me off this lake!)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 13

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   10

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Below Average Dave - April 07, 2009 - Report this comment
Hum. . .i think you angered some pirates Matty, I can't think of any other explanation. Controversial? No. . .Horribly paced?. . .No. . . .Attacking left or right ideology? . . .No. . .a fun parody of a deserving 70s hit?. . Yes. . .well 5s from me, I thought it was a fun little parody of a popular disco hit, and somewhat timely too with all the pirate attacks off Africa that have taken place over the past 6 months or so.
Rex - December 26, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This be arrrrrright, matey! At least you didn't have to man the oars.
Blaydeman - December 31, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This is a buried treasure! I loved it! The funny was off the charts! A few minor pacing snags, but no penalties from this firstmate. (And I loved the "Pirates of the Carribean" knod ;) ) 555 chests full of gold!
Porfle Popnecker - January 01, 2012 - Report this comment
I liked the part about the pirates!
Agrimorfee - January 02, 2012 - Report this comment
No way this deserves any 1s. It could have used a bit more outright giggles, though.
bobpiecheese - January 09, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Decent parody here, no way does it deserve the one-bombs. Maybe it wasn't as funny as it could've been, like Agri said, but it's still 555-worthy. Maybe it's just some rabid POTC fan who took this the wrong way or something.
Below Average Dave - January 12, 2012 - Report this comment
See above, opinion hasn't changed:)

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