Song Parodies -> "Dumb White Males"

Original Song Title:

"In the Wake of Poseidon"

Original Performer:

"Dumb White Males"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Get it on, here come the guys
Share brew, get stoned and bloat
Harley bikes, how's your golf game?
Dick jokes in Playboy's scope
Don't need to sleep, quote favorite scenes
Goodfellas, Chasey Lain
Spill drink, sports highlights on the screen
Hot women on the brain

Be wife, sister, or a mother
You're stuck with males
Husband, son, or brother
You just can't change
We're dumb white males
Dumb white males

Swing our things like swordsmen's blades
Scratch crotch with heedless face
Watch us brag, hand tools so grand
Duct tape, tire chains in place
Six packs of beer, and 2-by-4s
It's weird to say the least
Home Depot sale on screws and nails
Has my necktie got creased?

Hero stand, Rambo's First Blood
Direct from satellite
Let's rent out a fishing boat
Net trout and bass...Bud Light!...
Use rod and reel, and then we kill
Some moose and then some quail
While we all light our farts with mirth
The world of dumb white males

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Matthias - March 04, 2011 - Report this comment

I approve of your White Trash tune, Don't know the original King Crimson song (but that's probably for the best because King Crimson sucks!)

Old Man Ribber - March 05, 2011 - Report this comment

Agri - Hey! I resemble these remarks! Nice job. ;D

Below Average Dave - March 14, 2011 - Report this comment

Well that was a long song for that amount of lyrics. . .anyhow, your pacing was just so perfect. . .sooo perfect, that I could have easily mistaken these for actual lyrics, very well written Agri, and great job on the rhyming and all that good stuff as well.

Blaydeman - March 14, 2011 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I concur with Dave. Your lyrics definitly offer an improvement to TOS.

bobpiecheese - March 22, 2011 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Thank God I don't have to deal with these kind of people. My country just has bogans, which are like the people in your awesome parody, just less hunting, more booze. 555!

Rex - March 23, 2011 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Hey, I've got an idea! Let's put a rocket engine on your go-cart! I can hear Aggy's new comedy routine now: "You know you're a dumb white male when..."

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