The painted lines of parking places
broken by the one
Who parks his car un-centered
to avoid the car door-swung
A purple pinto squeezes in,
door opens with a fling
To slam into his neighbor
now - the car with the big door ding ...

The driver of the damaged car
With shattered new car dreams
Now sees the damage to the door
Where now-bare metal gleams
The man laments the money loss
replacement costs will bring
To bring back what's required which
is a car without big door dings...

As soft gray primer coats applied
The fumes begin to choke
They run to gasp for fresh air
To avoid the toxic smoke
A yellow cloud surroundes them
and their eyes begin to sting
Asphyxiated near the tires
of the car with the big door ding...