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Song Parodies -> "French Connection"

Original Song Title:

"Rainbow Connection"

Original Performer:

Kermit The Frog

Parody Song Title:

"French Connection"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Why are there so many drugs come from French?
And what's up with Popeye Doyle?
French have bad news,but have good old sleuths
The French have nothing to spoil
So I've been seeing this thriller movie where
Going gets tough,come and see
Someday you'll watch The French Connection
The booze,the drugs,and thieves

Who said that illegal drugs are used for curing
when things can be very right?
Somebody thought of that but no one believed it
No stomach ulcer to fight
What's so illgeal besides the drug-taking?
It's the movie that we might see
Someday you'll see The French Connection
The booze,the drugs,and thieves

Somedat get into The French Connection
The booze,the drugs,and thieves

Many men under some spell
I though it was terrible magic

Have you been settle this? Stumbling into
a drug-smuggling nightmare?
Is this a fair game that calls the French police?
Then Cloudy Russo really cares
I've seen it too many times,so pathetic
Is it nervous that it's supposed to be?
Sometime you're seeing The French Connection
The booze,the drugs,and thieves

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 2

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Michael Pacholek - June 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Pardon my French, but this was f---in' great!

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