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Song Parodies -> "World Rally Champion"

Original Song Title:

"Rainbow Connection"

Original Performer:

Kermit the Frog

Parody Song Title:

"World Rally Champion"

Parody Written by:

LPG-Unit

The Lyrics

Guess I'm not the only one doing auto racing recap songs then... Haven't seen anyone else do WRC parody songs on the site yet, and I thought maybe I'd throw this in as a humorous reaction to Estonian rally driver Ott Tänak being way out of his luck over the past few rallies, culminating in a rather disappointing retirement in Australia last November 2018. This is basically what he thinks about his dreams for a driver's championship, or so I think.
Why are there so many wins for that Frenchman?
As if luck is on his side
Six years a champion, for Ogier has happened
His rivals just cower and hide
We tried to lead yet my good friend would floor it
I'll prove him wrong wait and see

Someday they'll crown me, the World Rally Champion
Toyota will view me with glee

When you roll in a ditch, their prayers have answered
You rivals have since went afar
Should have just played it safe, and hope I would lead it
Deter what they've done so far

His run's amazing, yet this streak's stagnating
A decade of him I can't see

Someday they'll crown me, the World Rally Champion
Toyota will view me with glee

Someone break Ogier's spell
Let's call ol' Kris and Jari-Matti...*
Why would I have to weep? There's always next season
Somehow, they will call my name

Is it the pace notes, by my navigator
Or Ogier's thirst for wins insane?

Seb won way too many times; I'd just snore it
A trophy that I'm supposed to win

Someday they'll crown me, the World Rally Champion
Toyota will view me with glee
* - Kris Meeke and Jari-Matti Latvala, the former moving to Toyota after being sacked by Citroen for trashing one car too many.

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