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Song Parodies -> "The WiFi Connection"

Original Song Title:

"The Rainbow Connection"

Original Performer:

Kermit The Frog

Parody Song Title:

"The WiFi Connection"

Parody Written by:

Patrick Yoness

The Lyrics

Why are there not any
bars on my smartphone
When I'm in some other town
Bandwidth is promised
as part of my contract
But my signal strength goes down
Some wave their phones around just receive it
But that never works much for me

Someday we'll find it-
The WiFi Connection
The Callers, the Streamers and Me

Who said that every call
Must be heard and answered
When you're driving in your car
You're in a deadzone
Between two cell towers
and can only get one bar
What I am saying
Is we keep on paying
For bandwidth that we'll never see

Someday we'll find it-
The WiFi Connection
The Callers, the Streamers and Me

-All of us paying these bills
You know that it really so tragic...

Do you have the iPhone
That loses its signal
If you hold it the wrong way?
Droids might be better
Though Steve Jobs would argue
If he were still here today
I lost my signal and cannot restore it
It's something that happens to me

Someday we'll find it-
The WiFi Connection
The Callers, the Streamers and Me


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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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Dr. Oliver Clozoff - December 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Great title sub and very nicely done. You get five bars.
Lancer - December 19, 2011 - Report this comment
Very nice's not easy being green!
prosperalways - January 26, 2018 - Report this comment
Extremely impressed. Well dome Patrick.

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