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Song Parodies -> "Gay Kryptonite"

Original Song Title:

"Get Down Tonight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

KC & The Sunshine Band

Parody Song Title:

"Gay Kryptonite"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Got the idea from Jon with his inspiring comment on one of my parodies last Friday!
Brothers, Brothers, let's stay together
Honeys, money, bein' cool dudes
Sports and things, road trip flings
All the women we wanna screw

Oh, keep the straight sex, think of Kate Upton
Gay Kryptonite, Gay Kryptonite!
Think straight romance, girls seductive
Gay Kryptonite, Gay Kryptonite!

Brothers, Brothers, just stay cool
When we play vid games, on meat dine
BBQs in the summer days
In the pool with girls so fine

Oh, keep the straight sex, think of Kate Upton
Gay Kryptonite, Gay Kryptonite!
Think straight romance, girls seductive
Gay Kryptonite, Gay Kryptonite!

Oh, keep the straight sex, think of Kate Upton
Gay Kryptonite, Gay Kryptonite!
Think straight romance, girls seductive
Gay Kryptonite, Gay Kryptonite! Think LADIES!

Stick around, go to town, get laid

Gays out, Gays out, Gays out, Gays out, Gays out,
Hormone Kryptonite, just ladies!
Gays out, Gays out, Gays out, Gays out, Gays out,
Hormone Kryptonite, just ladies!
Gays out, Gays out, Gays out, Gays out, Gays out,
Hormone Kryptonite, just ladies!
Gays out, Gays out, Gays out, Gays out, Gays out,
Hormone Kryptonite, just ladies!
Gays out, Gays out, Gays out, Gays out, Gays out,
Hormone Kryptonite, just ladies!
Gays out, Gays out, Gays out, Gays out, Gays out,
Hormone Kryptonite, just ladies!
Gays out, Gays out, Gays out, Gays out, Gays out,
Hormone Kryptonite, just ladies!

Oh yeah, hell yeah, Kate Upton, baby!!!

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Jonathan - August 22, 2016 - Report this comment
not a disco lover but I AM an Upton lover! 5's BTW my security code for this comment was FAP not even kidding! even the Internet cannot deny the power of Kate Upton!
Rob Arndt - August 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Hey Jon, did you ever do "Uptown Girl" as "Upton Girl?" I know I did one on her but can't remember specific titles anymore!
Rob Arndt - August 22, 2016 - Report this comment
Check this out Jon: https://youtu.be/wrfo7zIZYq4
Michael Pacholek - August 23, 2016 - Report this comment
I thought you were going in a completely different direction with this. Then again, I do wonder about Henry Cavill's portrayal of Clark Kent.
Jonathan - August 23, 2016 - Report this comment
yes-in-deedly I did Rob! it's right down below:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/billyjoel353.shtml
^ see? you even commented on it!

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