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Song Parodies -> "Handy Man"

Original Song Title:

"Boogie Man"

Original Performer:

KC and the Sunshine Band

Parody Song Title:

"Handy Man"

Parody Written by:

Dan Ricci

The Lyrics

This tune is about a guy I work with who is slow and has a bad ankleIf you want an mp3 to any of my tunes please e-mail me
I'm your Handy man, that's what I am.

I try to move, as fast as I can.

But my ankle's sore, and I'm out of shape

But I try real hard, I'm like a big grape ape.

To want to go fast, But I'm always past,

I have to move slow, and I'm always last

To wanna to be quick, my name is Nick.

I wanna be the man ya love most of all. Oh yeah.

Chorus:

I'm your Handy man, I'm your Handy man.

In my wheelchair!

I'm your Handy man, I'm your Handy man.

I don't take the stairs.

I'm your Handy man, I'm your Handy man.

In my wheelchair!

I'm your Handy man, I'm your Handy man.

I don't take the stairs.

Verse:

I'm your Handy man, that's what I am.

When I recycle, I dump the bins.

When the truck gets full, it get's hard to dump

I'm not that tall, and I always fall

To want to be tall, I hate being short

To want to reach the top, easier to dump

So I can get more in, not have to come back,

To do the route, in only one trip.

oh yeah -

Chorus


I'm your Handy man, I'm your Handy man.

In my wheelchair!

I'm your Handy man, I'm your Handy man.

I don't take the stairs.


I'm your Handy man, I'm your Handy man.

In my wheelchair!

I'm your Handy man, I'm your Handy man.

I don't take the stairs.


I'm your handy man, that's what I am.

I try to do whatever I can.

I am a fireman, I get some calls.

I'm the last one there, and I burned my hair

I once drove the truck, crashed into the side

broke off some bricks, I could not hide

But they fixed them, oh as good as new,

I am more careful, when I drive through.

oh yeah - oh YEAH!

Instrumental break


I'm your handy man, that's what I am.

I talk slow, and I'm overweight.

A snack early mornin, late afternoon.

Or at midnight. Aww it's never too soon

To want to help you, and not to hurt you

To want to do it all, all for you

I wanna be your, be your handy man.

I wanna be the one, with your garbage can.

I'm your handy man a-ha
I'm your handy man a-ha
I'm your handy man a-ha
I'm your handy man a-ha
WOOO!
OOOh aaah
OOOh aaah

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Michael Pacholek - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Gee, Al, do you think this guy's really a handy man? "I don't think so, Tim!"

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