-> "Town Of Twin Peaks."
Original Song Title:
"Wuthering Heights"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Town Of Twin Peaks."
The Lyrics
Down the road, over to the lodge.
I have come home to Twin Peaks.
To answer the question.
Why we don't speak of Judy.
So many questions.
Dale's come back.
For some damn fine coffee.
Spare me some cheerie pie.
I could stair at Kyle Maclachlan all night.
And walk around, walk around town.
The town of Twin Peaks.
Dale, it's me...Laura.
I'm alive, i'm alright now.
Let me in, it's dark in there.
Dale, it's me Laura.
I've come home to you.
I've come home now.
I've come to you now.
Ooh, it's so strange...a little dark.
On the inside of the lodge.
The tea-kettle says he knows my name.
The smoke tells me his name is Phillip.
The tree says he used to be a dancing man.
I've come back, Dale.
Agent Cooper, you never left.
My hero, my sole protector.
Bob still prowls around in the night.
Mr C has come out, he's your bad side.
I have returned, return to my beloved home.
Beloved home of Twin Peaks.
Dale, it's me...Laura, i'm alive.
I'm alright and better now.
Let me in for some pie.
And some coffee.
Dale, it's me Laura.
I've come back to your world.
Protect me please.
Agent Cooper, please protect me.
Before Bob takes my soul away.
Save me Dale, keep me safe.
Before Bob takes my soul away.
Dale, it's me...i'm Laura, Laura Palmer.
I've returned, i'm alive, it's me Laura.
I've come home, please hold me.
Take me under your arms please.
The owls aren't what they seem.
Oh Dale, come in...it's me Laura.
Come and have pie and some coffee.
Welcome back Dale, hello.
Dale, it's me...Laura.
I have come back, take me with you.
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