Song Parodies -> Ben-Jen with the Void in Its Eyes

Original Song Title:

"The Man with the Child in His Eyes"

Original Performer:

Kate Bush

  
Parody Song Title:

"Ben-Jen with the Void in Its Eyes"

Parody Written by:

Musidora

It's here! It's here! Ach! It's here! It's here!...
I see It before I turn my eyes
And focus on the double As,
I realize It's there 'cause I can't turn 'round and crave Snickers,

Nobody loathes It the way I do,
Vic says I take it all too seriously.
Then suddenly I find myself
Stacking up the cans of Mountain Dew,

Stacking bags of herbs and greens,
Salad's good with bar-be-que...

Oh no! It's there again!
Ben-Jen with the void in Its eyes!

Oh no! It's there again!
Ben-Jen with the void in Its eyes!

It's much like a cipher,
But It's so aware of all Its machinations,
Like when It set THAT date...
Oh, now I sweat as I feel It fascinate...

Oh! I'm so worried about the grouse,
I think is this what It has come to?

So here I am again, my boy,
But what on Earth am I doing here?
Breaking down at the grocery store,
When I just had a whim for some pemmican.

Oh no! It's there again!
Ben-Jen with the void in Its eyes!

Oh no! It's there again!
Ben-Jen with the void in Its eyes!
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Cloudbuster - February 07, 2005 - Report this comment
'Musidora' is an insult to good taste. But everybody already knows that.

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