-> "Carrion, My Wayward Son"
Original Song Title:
"Carry On Wayward Son" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Carrion, My Wayward Son"
Carrion, my wayward son
Vultures feast 'til you are done
Eat your head and then the rest
And they fly some more
He walked the streets in fevered concentration
And paid no heed to any destination
Just kept playing ever harder, until he was lost
To his surroundings he was like a blind man
"Just what the hell are you hoping to find, man?"
The feathered harpies were all screaming
No one heard him say:
"Carrion, you strayward son
Now I wish I'd brought a gun
Fists and feet, I did my best
Just can't fight no more".
Masquerading as a game, what's the reason
All this nonsense is the rage of the season?
I don't pretend to understand it
But I think it means that they're all nuts
In the desert sands of thirst and starvation
He could not survive the heat, deprivation
Blown away by the winds, his footprints
I heard the searchers say,
"We just found your wayward son
Best not look what birds have done
Put your desperate hope to rest
But, he'll cry no more".
I will always remember
What scavengers dismember
Now, your life's too quickly ended
And not much remains of you
So, beware, my younger son
Don't do what your brother's done
Leave those silly fads alone
I won't cry
I won't cry no more
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