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Song Parodies -> "Jerry Won, My Poor Old Tom"

Original Song Title:

"Carry On My Wayward Son"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kansas

Parody Song Title:

"Jerry Won, My Poor Old Tom"

Parody Written by:

Ogi

The Lyrics

Jerry won, my poor old Tom,
Blew your head up with a bomb
Don't you think he's such a pest
- always wins the war

Owwww

This show always ends with same old conclusion
- Tommy's gonna need a big blood transfusion
Or his tail is set on fire,
But he still won't die.

Sometimes pressed to ground with oversized rammer
Sometimes teeth get smashed with iron sledgehammer
He always ends up loudly screaming
I can hear him say:

Jerry won and I am done
Hope the viewers had their fun
I don't think it's funny jest
I will cry some more

Tommy finds a girl, then Jerry will squash her
Or he ends up in a spinning dishwasher
Or maybe even in an oven
Well, he'll surely burn until he glows

Though he runs as fast as African cheetah,
He's abused, we'd better call guys from PETA
The things he's through are violent torture
But I hear poor Tommy say

Jerry won, I'm shot by gun
Don't you think it's overdone?
Can I have one last request?
Some mouse meat from store
(no!)

Jerry won,
Put your head in a blender
Devil's spawn,
Just like little boy Ender
But you'll live in next installment
Not like heaven waits for you

Jerry won, but it ain't done
Then came in a man with gun
Came for Jerry, to arrest
Don't you kill
Don't you kill no more

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Jonathan - May 23, 2016 - Report this comment
apparently quite a few people are sick of that smug little mouse always winning! glad to see him get his comeuppance in the end! 5's

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