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Song Parodies -> "Tyrion, My Wayward Son"

Original Song Title:

"Carry on, Wayward Son"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kansas

Parody Song Title:

"Tyrion, My Wayward Son"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

Didn't intend to have a Game of Thrones two-fer set for Friday. I submitted "It's the End of the Starks, etc" on Wednesday and this one yesterday. Maybe, weekend doubles are the way I'll roll nowadays
Tyrion, my wayward son
Starks are greased when we are done
Lay your eerie head to rest
Don't imbibe no more


Once I rose against the Stannis intrusion
Just to get whacked with a cranium contusion
I was soaring to a triumph
Then they hewed me down
Though I led the troops, the hero was Tywin
Though I saved the King, they still call me Half-man
I hear the voices when they're sneering
I can hear him say

Tyrion, my wayward son
Near deceased when seige was done
Lay your cloven head to rest
Throne fall guy no more

Castigated as a man with low cunning
My retorts were always witty and stunning
And if I claim Shae is hand maiden
Well it means Tywin won't know
For a squalid life of red wine devotion
Cast aside, I'm like an imp with demotion
I'm on a course to wed a Stark girl
And I hear the voices say

Tyrion, my wayward son
Have grand niece when you are done*
Take your teary wife to bed
Don't screw Shae no more (NO!)


Tyrion! You were drawn to the squalor
Tyrion! Gave your first wife a dollar#
Since you favored drink and whoring
Castle Rock's denied to you!

Tyrion, my wayward son
Starks are greased when we are done
Lay your eerie head to rest
Don't imbibe no MO-O-O-O-O- ...

No MO-O-O-O-O-O-O ......


*Hey, with the Lannisters you can't be sure who's a niece and who's a daughter. #Refers to the most rat-bastardly thing Tywin ever did to Tyrion, when Tyrion was 13

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 12

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Claude Prez - April 11, 2014 - Report this comment
Love "Thrones". Love this. Love your other one, too. Makes me wanna finish the "Joffrey's Girl" idea I had
Jonathan - April 12, 2014 - Report this comment
still haven't seen "Game Of Thrones" but I'll give you 5's just for song choice alone!
Callmelennie - April 12, 2014 - Report this comment
Thank God (and you too, Claude and Jonathan) for some feedback! I've spent the last two days going, "Where's the response?" And Claude -- is "Joffrey's Girl" set to "Jessie's Girl."? Because that would have potential
Claude Prez - April 13, 2014 - Report this comment
Yeah, it's "Jessie's Girl" but I only have the first few lines and I'm stuck. But I really like what I have: "Joffrey is a fiend/ he's always been a difficult soul/ but lately something's changed and he's hard to control/ Joffrey got himself a crown and the heads began to roll...." Sorry to puke on your comment section like this but now that I got that out I don't have to actually finish it so woohoo. Once again great job and feel free to use my idea if you want
Claude Prez - April 15, 2014 - Report this comment
Ha, speaking of puke......didn't see that coming! "Joffrey's Hurl"?
Calllmelennie - April 15, 2014 - Report this comment
"And he's calling for Dad's head ... And he'll stick it on a pike, I just know it" Use that, Claude. ;-D
Ogi - May 19, 2016 - Report this comment
Aww poor Tyrion - but a great song, and awesome OS choice 555

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