Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Constipation"

Original Song Title:

"Dust in the Wind"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kansas

Parody Song Title:

"Constipation"

Parody Written by:

workoutman15

The Lyrics

I close my ass
only for a moment
and the poop is gone
all my shit
remains in my intestines, poisoning my guts
shit in my guts
all the shit is still in my gut

Same old scene
seven days of manure
that will not come out
all the shit
festers in my organs
slowly killing me
shit in my guts
all the shit is still in my gut

I can’t hang on
All the shit is liquefying
inside of me
it slips away

And pours out of my mouth excruciatingly

shit in my guts
all the shit is still in my gut
all the shit is still in my gut

shit in my guts
all the shit is still in my gut
all the shit is still in my gut

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   2
 1
 1
 
 3   0
 1
 0
 
 4   1
 0
 1
 
 5   1
 2
 2
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Old Man Ribber - December 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Workout - No sh*t...literally! Great parody. Now that I know your (Haley's) M.O. I'll give you some advice. Milk (Of Magnesia) this idea for all it's worth. This is no time to get (Ex) lax. Again, fine job! ;D
Victor - December 22, 2016 - Report this comment
This song is disgusting. I felt like i was going to vomit.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/kansas83.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 565