Fairy on my gaylord son
You’ll be ‘she’ when they are done
Change your hairy chest to breasts
You’re a guy no more


When you chose to free yourself of confinement
And opted for a gender-reassignment
I stopped feeling like a father, and I had to cry
All your life you felt like you were a female
In my mind I think that some way maybe I failed
I fear the choices you are making, I have feared this day


Carry out your wishes son
You’ve been teased since you were young
Don your merry way of dress
You’re a guy no more


Why stay living as a man while a woman
Make a date for genital reconstruction
Just go ahead and change your first name, to Shirley, Gene, Patrice or Flo
I hate for you to hear me sound so callous
But I just don’t want you to whack off your phallus
You can live your life as you want to, But I fear your choices made


Go meet with your doctors son
You’ll be free when they are done
May it all be for the best
When you’re a guy no more, NO!


Fairy on, go and alter your gender
Fairy on, My pride isn’t injured
Now what will I call you Betty?
Shirley, Heather, Kate or Sue?



Fairy out my gaylord son
You’ve been ‘she’ since you were young
Change your hairy chest to breasts
You’re a guy...
You’re a guy no more