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Song Parodies -> "Bussed To Be Thinned"

Original Song Title:

"Dust In The Wind"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kansas

Parody Song Title:

"Bussed To Be Thinned"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

The joys of liposuction
I scoff my pies…all are steak an’ kidney but that kidney’s wrong
Burstin’ seams…arse galore, my thighs a true monstrosity
Must now be thinned…all I want is just to be thinned

Won’t be long…hope I drop a quarter of the excess me
All that goo…hobos come around so they eat stews for free
Must now be thinned…all I want is just to be thinned…oh

Now…won’t take long…will it last forever, best lay off the pie
It sucks away…and lots of money spent but I’m a slimmer guy
Bussed to be thinned…got no car I’m bussed to be thinned (Got no car he’s bussed to be thinned)
Bussed to be thinned (sold his bling off just to be thinned)…sold my bling off just to be thinned
Be thinned, ooh, ooh, ooh

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Patrick - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
A more positive set of lyrics than the original. Just be sure not leave the tube plugged in too long or you might end up as "dust in the wind".
Mark Scotti - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Great public service message, told in a most entertaining way!!! 555lbs
AFW - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Fatsuckers, Inc. good idea, well done
MrMacphisto - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
You bussed a move with this one... 5-5-5
alvin - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
your parody sucks...but in a good way..the OS ?...well, it just sucks
Andy Primus - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Patrick, Mark, AFW, MrMac & Alvin
Leo Keough - June 17, 2009 - Report this comment
This song is so much fun to parody...too bad it doesn't get the attention it deserves...Great job!!!...555!!!
Andy Primus - June 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Leo

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