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Song Parodies -> "Just Breakin' Wind"

Original Song Title:

"Dust In The Wind"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kansas

Parody Song Title:

"Just Breakin' Wind"

Parody Written by:

Silver Power

The Lyrics

Have you ever had a fart that you desperately needed to slide out inaudibly? [Sorry in advance for this parody, I just thought the parody needed to be made, and I am in no way trying to replicate the works of Poopie Longstocking.]
It's dinner time
Go out with the family for I-tal-i-an.
Lightly squeeze
So much sweet relief, and now the pain is gone

Just breaking wind
You can't hear, but I'm breaking wind

School goes slow
After I eat lunch I then have history
Burr-i-tos
I don't want embarrassment, I softly squeeze

(Aaahh)
Just breaking wind
Can you tell that I'm breaking wind?
Oh, oh, oh

Now they've caught on
Didn't last for ever, but the smell sure did
Blushing red
Fart was too foul for me to have ever hid

Just broke some wind
They found out I just broke some wind
(Suspected that I broke some wind)

Just broke some wind
(How'd they know that I broke some wind?)
Smells so bad, cuz I just broke wind
(Broke some wind)

(Ooo)
(Ooo)
(Ooo)
Now that I think about it, that parody wasn't as grotesque as PL's. But eh, I'm not really into making fart parodies.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 21

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Harry - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Great! I never thought of doing that song. Three 5s for fine flatulence.
Christie Marie M - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
This is one wind-breaking parody, all right! Flabber-GAS-ting!!!! Basic In-stinks! 555's!
2Eagle - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
We are afraid to admit it, but we all laugh at poo humor - candy for the wit.
Silver Power - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
[[Harry]] - Thanks, man. I learned the song on guitar a few days ago, then I read the lyrics and figured that it would be a good parody to make. [[Christie]] Thanks for the 5s, funny words. In-stinks. Lowl. [[2Eagle]] Most people under 70, anyway.
adagio - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Ewww! Don't come MY way. : )
Mark Scotti - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
I'm smellin' 5's...
Silver Power - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
[[Adagio]] Well, it's a free country, I'll follow anyone that I choose, and what's it to you if I flatulate in your general vicinity? [[Mark Scotti]] I'm smellin' beans. ;]
adagio - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
S.P. ....silly : )
Timmy1000 - June 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Always enjoy a good fart song and loved this Kansas OS. Nice bit of irreverence to go against the Kansas serious lyrics. 5's for this one. I just saw this in the j/k contest and your title hooked me into looking at this one. Great job.
DJ Blaze - June 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Man, can I borrow a gasmask or something, because this parody reeks of awesomeness! 555
Mark Scotti - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) i smelt this one before, and it still smells like fives...
Guy - July 04, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC05JK)

This is really FARt out. My complements to you on this parody. I tackled the same song with nearly the same title back in 2004 - I must say that I like yours better. Mine was more of the "Poopie Longstocking" genre. I like and use sophomoric humor in my writings so I can appreciate this.
Agrimorfee - July 08, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Quiet but deadly. :)
bobpiecheese - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC5) I don't mind toilet humour, just as long as there's some kind of story or point to it. This one fits the 'story' requirement' so congrats. 555!
Leo Keough - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
ABC5(J/K) Great job of venting here!! (Although, I should mark you down for not getting bombed by the Flatulence Fascists - just kidding)...I thought this was very well paced and rhymed and funny, too!!!...555!!!
Matthias - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
As many people know it takes a lot for me to like a fart/bathroom humor parody... This one didn't touch me they way a lot of your other parodies have Silver... Sorry but I just wasn't a fan of this one.
Below Average Dave - July 09, 2009 - Report this comment
This was kinda simplistic. Hey Matty. . .PUKE PUKE PUKE. . .sorry had to do that. . .I liked the title SP, I thought it was funny, but needed something new and fresh (bad choice of words I know) to take it to the next level.
Red Ant - July 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Hard to believe this hadn't been done before. Great idea and execution.
Stephen Harrington - October 15, 2009 - Report this comment
5s for you. Great work.

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