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Song Parodies -> "Curry On My Egg Foo Yung"

Original Song Title:

"Carry On My Wayward Son"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kansas

Parody Song Title:

"Curry On My Egg Foo Yung"

Parody Written by:

Doppelbock

The Lyrics

Curry on my egg foo yung
Burned a piece right off my tongue
Hey, I nearly bled to death
I won't try no more

Once I dozed, and woke in hungry confusion
Just realized I need a huge food infusion
Thought I'd score me some Chinese food,
Maybe moo-goo-gai...
So my eyes the Yellow Pages they did scan
So I grabbed my coat and wallet, and then ran
To a nearby Chinese-Thai place
Didn't see them put...

(Chorus)
Curry on my egg foo yung
Burned a piece right off my tongue
Hey, I nearly bled to death
I won't try no more

Serenading everyone with my screaming
Need first aid, in pain I sit here blaspheming
My palate just can't take strong spices,
Onion's as far as I can go...
I'd have informed Liu Lee of my spice aversion
When to his restaurant I made my excursion
But of course to my misfortune, I
Didn't know they put...

(Chorus repeats)

Curry on -- yo, my tongue you've dismembered
Curry on -- well, next time I'll remember
Now my stomach is still empty
But I can't taste or swallow or chew ...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

Voting Breakdown

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 4   1
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Agrimorfee - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Title of the day...no, the year! Totally giggleworthy. 5 from Column A, 5 from Column B, 5 from Column C!
McKludge - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
With 5's you get eggroll. Great title sub. And good to see you listen to more than RUSH :-)
Judge Dylan Baranski - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
The court hereby finds in favor of the plaintiff, Mr. Doppelbock, and awards the plaintiff 555 & a Dylan Baranski Award for "Best Parody of the Day". Court dismissed.
Project Sisyphus - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
This is WONDERFUL! I think it would get more votes if more people remembered the OS. Agree it's a great title.
Ann Hammond - October 25, 2007 - Report this comment
love it
Guy - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment
I remember the OS and you did a fine job off pacing it with just enough curry seasoning to be quite palettable. No more mongolian barbeque for you sir. Get some Orbit gum and clean up that dirty mouth, you'll feel better after about 5 pieces. Executed very very well indeed.
Kristof Robertson - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment
gee, there's been some great new writers turning up on the site recently. This was a whole spicerack worth of fun, Doppelbock. 555
Doppelbock - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment
:: blushes :: Wow, thanks for the kind words, everyone! Guess I better start writing some more non-Rush parodies; only 1 or 2 people even look at those!

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