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Song Parodies -> "I Kissed Jewel At A Train Station"

Original Song Title:

"Carry On Wayward Son"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kansas

Parody Song Title:

"I Kissed Jewel At A Train Station"

Parody Written by:

Scotty Dangerously

The Lyrics

This is about a black girl I kissed in my life and she was the first girl. This happened in 2003.
I kissed Jewel at a train station
She looked just like Whitney Houston
Next day she broke up with me
Then I felt so sore

She once asked me many personal questions
A lot of them were some yes-or-no questions
We were holdin' hands together, my love was so high
She knew all along that I am a white man
She wrongly assumed that I was the right man
Now when I meet with the next girl,
I just have to say

I kissed Jewel at a train station
She looked just like Whitney Houston
Next day she broke up with me
Then I felt so sore

She expected me to ask this one question
"Will you marry me?" was that one question
I never once bought a diamond ring
That's why her answer would be no
I was feelin' some kind of sensation
When her singin' voice was like Toni Braxton
Next day, she made my heart feel sore
That's causin' me to say

I kissed Jewel at a train station
She looked just like Whitney Houston
Next day she broke up with me
Then I felt so sore

I was wrong, I thought I was gonna have her
I was wrong, she is such a heart breaker
Someday I'll say to the next girl,
"I cannot live without you"

I kissed Jewel at a train station
She looked just like Whitney Houston
Next day she broke up with me
Then I felt so sore

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Michael Pacholek - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Good thing you put in that opening comment, because the singer Jewel does NOT look like Whitney Houston.
raddog20002002 - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
I understand you because I know that the singer Jewel is white, not black.
Stitches - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Sucks!
Debra - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
The pacing is very good, fits the original song quite well. I think your ex would probably come back to you if she read your parody. I would be in serious trouble if my ex was to read my parodies, I haven't said nothing nice about him in any of them, LOL
raddog20002002 - July 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the comment, Debra! I finally have a girlfriend(Not Jewel though) and she became my girlfriend more than a month before you wrote this comment. Thank you for the tip, anyways!
raddog20002002 - August 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh! Wait a minute! I get it! My ex would be pissed at me if she read this parody.

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