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Song Parodies -> "Buck Naked Twins"

Original Song Title:

"Dust In The Wind"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kansas

Parody Song Title:

"Buck Naked Twins"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

I saw the great Seinfeld episode "The Contest" last night. 'Nuff said
Arose in sighs
Listen for my mother but my mother's gone
Then my stream
Shoots before my eyes with furiosity

Buck naked twins
Lookin' at those buck naked twins

All night long
Just a glob of lotion for the friction ease
There it flew
Flyin' through the air, as I'm infused with glee

Buck naked twins
Lookin' at those buck naked twins

Lust now gone
Pages stuck together as my mom walks in
She screams "Oy vey!"
Now my money says that I won't wank again

Buck naked twins
Say goodbye to buck naked twins


Buck naked twins
I'll remember buck naked twins

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 20

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Johnny D - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
555, great parody, Dee, gotta hand it to you for this one....er, actually, you can just hand to yourself instead.
Stuart McArthur - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
"George Costanza" twins didn't have the same hard rhythm to it I guess - gotta give you 5s for honouring that great episode
Olvan The Terrible - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I like Kansas, I like Seinfeld, I like parodies, and this has it all! Three fives for you, but no soup!
Dee Range - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, Stuart, and Olvan, many wanks...er...thanks!
Ashkicksass - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
You made me LOL, wanker.
alvin rhodes - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
hate the original....love what you did to it...5s
Dee Range - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Ashkickass and alvin, many thanks!
John Barry - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Great, er, job, Dee. I saw the title and thought it was going to be about Bush's daughters. 5s.
Dee Range - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
John, lol, and thanks.
Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Even if I don't care for the topic that much, you did a decent job with pacing and with making a "getting-caught" scene look funny. 5's all round!
Merry - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Delightfully sick! And I would give you fives just for correctly saying 'buck naked' instead of 'butt naked'.... :-)
Shiek of the Mutilated - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Maybe this one should have gone to whatfreaks.com. Still excellent. A 15! (5 times 3)
Dutch Schultz - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Ingeborg, Merry, and Shiek, many thanks!
Dee Range - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm surprised, with all the Seinfeld fans on this sight, that nobody has brought up the fact that George always wanted to be a porn star with the stage name of "Buck Naked" :-)
Johnny D - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
JB, not Bush's, Ms. Palmer's.
Stuart McArthur - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
attention Dee! I refer you to my comment above (comment #2) .....(altho' as I wrote it, I did wonder if my reference would be understood!!).....that happened IN this actual episode I think
Dee Range - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Mr. 1 man, I see YOUR mother caught you masturbating, also. HAHAHA!! I bet you were first out of the resulting contest.
Dutch Schultz - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Stuart, sorry I didn't catch your reference to the Buck Naked situation with George. It is funny trying to picture George as a porn star, isn't it?
Stuart McArthur - October 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm confused....Dutch are you Dee? (who wrote this parody?)
Peregrin - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I was wondering the same thing! Good one though!
Dee Range as Dutch Schultz - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorry about that, Stuart, computer is mal-functioning. Peregrin, thanks for reading!
airfarcewon - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Master-fully done...5all
Dee Range - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Airfarcewon, many thanks!

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