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Song Parodies -> "Buck Naked Twins"
Original Song Title:
"Dust In The Wind"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kansas
Parody Song Title:
"Buck Naked Twins"
Parody Written by:
Dee Range
The Lyrics
I saw the great Seinfeld episode "The Contest" last night. 'Nuff said
Arose in sighs
Listen for my mother but my mother's gone
Then my stream
Shoots before my eyes with furiosity
Buck naked twins
Lookin' at those buck naked twins
All night long
Just a glob of lotion for the friction ease
There it flew
Flyin' through the air, as I'm infused with glee
Buck naked twins
Lookin' at those buck naked twins
Lust now gone
Pages stuck together as my mom walks in
She screams "Oy vey!"
Now my money says that I won't wank again
Buck naked twins
Say goodbye to buck naked twins
Buck naked twins
I'll remember buck naked twins
Listen for my mother but my mother's gone
Then my stream
Shoots before my eyes with furiosity
Buck naked twins
Lookin' at those buck naked twins
All night long
Just a glob of lotion for the friction ease
There it flew
Flyin' through the air, as I'm infused with glee
Buck naked twins
Lookin' at those buck naked twins
Lust now gone
Pages stuck together as my mom walks in
She screams "Oy vey!"
Now my money says that I won't wank again
Buck naked twins
Say goodbye to buck naked twins
Buck naked twins
I'll remember buck naked twins
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555, great parody, Dee, gotta hand it to you for this one....er, actually, you can just hand to yourself instead.
"George Costanza" twins didn't have the same hard rhythm to it I guess - gotta give you 5s for honouring that great episode
I like Kansas, I like Seinfeld, I like parodies, and this has it all! Three fives for you, but no soup!
Johnny, Stuart, and Olvan, many wanks...er...thanks!
You made me LOL, wanker.
hate the original....love what you did to it...5s
Ashkickass and alvin, many thanks!
Great, er, job, Dee. I saw the title and thought it was going to be about Bush's daughters. 5s.
John, lol, and thanks.
Even if I don't care for the topic that much, you did a decent job with pacing and with making a "getting-caught" scene look funny. 5's all round!
Delightfully sick! And I would give you fives just for correctly saying 'buck naked' instead of 'butt naked'.... :-)
Maybe this one should have gone to whatfreaks.com. Still excellent. A 15! (5 times 3)
Ingeborg, Merry, and Shiek, many thanks!
I'm surprised, with all the Seinfeld fans on this sight, that nobody has brought up the fact that George always wanted to be a porn star with the stage name of "Buck Naked" :-)
JB, not Bush's, Ms. Palmer's.
attention Dee! I refer you to my comment above (comment #2) .....(altho' as I wrote it, I did wonder if my reference would be understood!!).....that happened IN this actual episode I think
Mr. 1 man, I see YOUR mother caught you masturbating, also. HAHAHA!! I bet you were first out of the resulting contest.
Stuart, sorry I didn't catch your reference to the Buck Naked situation with George. It is funny trying to picture George as a porn star, isn't it?
I'm confused....Dutch are you Dee? (who wrote this parody?)
I was wondering the same thing! Good one though!
Sorry about that, Stuart, computer is mal-functioning. Peregrin, thanks for reading!
Master-fully done...5all
Airfarcewon, many thanks!
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