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Original Song Title:

"Carry On Wayward Son"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Hairy On; Now It's Gone"

Parody Written by:

Caleb Head

The Lyrics

Hairy on my wayward bro
That's as long as it will grow
Follicles are on the floor
Don't you shave no more

Once my hair grew down to my shoulders
I couldn't see my schoolbooks or my folders
Hair was flowing all over, but it grew too long
Then I looked a lot like cousin It
My mother nearly threw a fit
She said, "You're getting your head shaved."
Then I heard my brother say,

"Hairy on my wayward bro,
'cause that's as long as it will grow.
Follicles are on the floor,
Don't you shave no more."

After obtaining a wig from a store
I didn't look so very good no more
And when I visited Chicago, no
My wig flew off and blew away

On an endless road of rocky gravel
It was a very hard path to travel
I tried to grab my rug but missed it
And a passerby exclaimed,

"Hair is gone, you poor young guy.
Very far did that wig fly.
Here's a prize for getting there..
You can have my hair."

(Hair was gone...)
I got some hair from his rump
(Now it's on...)
Now I look a lot like Donald Trump
Now my head's no longer empty,
No more balding jokes for me

Hairy on, now my song's done
Hope this was a funny one
This song really is my best
Now I'll try to make up some more...
Copyright 2004, Caleb Head

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