-> "Marry Don, My Eldest Son"
Original Song Title:
"Carry On Wayward Son"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Marry Don, My Eldest Son"
The Lyrics
Marry Don, my eldest son
I'll have peace when this is done
You will see it's for the best
Single guy no more
If you marry him according to my plan
You will find that he's a gentle and kind man
And though you think he might be boring
He can really swing
Though he's shy you'll see that he is a fine man
He will always do whatever you demand
And just because he doesn't date much
Doesn't mean he's gay
Marry Don, my eldest son
He is really lot's of fun
He will give you all the best
Single guy no more
The cross-dressing 's just a phase that he's been in
Intercourse might be the thing to release him
And though he doesn't seem to like girls
I still don't think that it's too late
I can guarantee his constant devotion
Did I mention he just got a promotion?
And though he doesn't like to date much
That doesn't mean that he is gay
Marry Don, my eldest son
We will feast when this is done
You will see it's for the best
Single guy no more
NO!
Marry Don
He will be a big spender
Marry Don
Validating his gender
This will prove he's not a gay man
He will buy bling-bling for you
Marry Don, my eldest son
I'll be pleased when this is done
No, I won't give this a rest
Now I'll whine some more
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