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Song Parodies -> "I'm Double-Chinned"

Original Song Title:

"Dust In The Wind"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kansas

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Double-Chinned"

Parody Written by:

Jude Rodamer

The Lyrics

A thank you to William Tong for the instrumental version of this song...so I could check things.I truly believe that if this site ever has a contest as to the best song to use as a parody base, this song should at least be in the Top 10.And, just in case, Ding Dongs are chocolate-covered snack cakes...just in case they are not available in your area (pity).
(instrumental part)

I close my eyes,
but, when they are open, all my dreams are gone.
'bove the sink,
Look into the glass...see an oddity.

I'm double-chinned!!
All I see is my double chin.

Same sad sight
Only in there now 'cause I just have to pee.
Staring there?
Turtle-headed human looking back at me!

I've really sinned!!
Food has caused a big double chin
(O-re-ooooooooos!!)

(instrumental part)

(Now) One Ding Dong,
Tacos, Enchiladas and a Key Lime Pie.
They make me smile,
But then I see my mirror and I start to cry-yyyy!!

I'm double-chinned!!
All I see is my double-chin!
Lack discipline!
Gotta lose that bad double chin!!

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Melhi - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job.
Guy - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
What a chin-sy song. Nice job.
Johnny D - December 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Great work, Jude. I find no significant problems with pacing in this particular parody - I can easily give this " Lots " for pacing - since we all hear pacing a bit differently, "Lots" is a flexible and subjective rating anyway. My own ears hear this one as a solid 5-5-5. Well done.
Rick D - December 27, 2003 - Report this comment
I see this is only your third entry. I'm looking forward to 4, 5, 6, 7. (After that, we'll see heh heh.)
Jude Rodamer - December 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks to everybody for their great comments. Three fairly good ones...and I'm already hitting a writer's block. I was hoping to submit one per day. I've been spending a lot of time going to other people's songs...and hitting the posts. I'm learning a lot. I still can't get over someone posting over 1000 songs! I doubt I can keep up the 5-5-5 standard...especially if I write political parodies...people not finding a political topic "funny". I can now see why Tong never let's anyone post an opinion of his political stuff. I've got one in mind that will blow the place away...and might also get me kicked out of here...let's see if I do it. Thanks again for the comments.

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