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Song Parodies -> "The One Ring Belongs to Me"

Original Song Title:

"Tomorrow Belongs to Me"

Parody Song Title:

"The One Ring Belongs to Me"

Parody Written by:

Alex Morris

The Lyrics

The clouds over Mordor are sombre and bleak
The Men from My power do flee
But world domination is what I seek
The One Ring belongs to Me.

The Elves of Lothlorien, kneel 'fore Me or die
The Dwarves, too, shall never be free
But soon swarm the hordes of the Uruk-Hai
The One Ring belongs to Me.

The mount Orodruin pours forth smoke and fire
The Nazgul wreak havoc with glee
But 'ere long the whole world will call Me sire
The One Ring belongs to Me.

Oh, Barad-Dur, Barad-Dur, fierce and malign
My Orc army is proud to be
The day will come when Middle Earth is Mine
The One Ring belongs to Me!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 8

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 4   2
 5   4

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2Eagle - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Good version of that song from Caberet. If the Ten Commandments was made into a musical maybe the Lord of the Rings will be next.
Michael Pacholek - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Swell, just what we need: Nathan Lane as Gollum. I fell into a burning Rings quagmire...
Johnny D - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
When I was in 8th grade, I sang the solo of "Tomorrow Belongs To Me" in my high school's production of Cabaret...I guess the director decided that I looked the part of a young, blond, fresh-faced Aryan Nazi boy or something...great parody, 5's.
Michael Pacholek - October 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Fortunately, Johnny, you moved up in your tastes... and down in your priorities. This song will never be sung by a Red Sox fan... at least, not anymore!
smegariffic - October 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Great song parody! Me thinks I'll be singing that song with your lyrics instead! I read somewhere that someone turned Lord of the Rings into an actual stage musical.

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