It won't be easy
I'll crave for cake
When you try to restrain Happy Meals
But I'll still eat this grub, just as soon as you're gone
I won't relieve jeans
All you can see is that male you once screwed
Although he has doubled in his size
From doughnuts, and bacon, and brew

I don't know how it happened
I can't explain
Couldn't stay from my knife and my veal
Pulling up drive thru window, getting burger on bun
Not French Fries Freedom
Lounging around, like a slug in some goo
Like Jabba, Digesting it all
My hunger's, impressive to you

Don't diet me, Angelina
My tooth can't stand your tofu
Can't take these diet days
No food's existent
Can't keep your plan, miss
Don't be persistent

My gut's misfortune
My gut's a shame
My hunger's delighted in bliss
Busting seams after curls
And my back has perspired
You have delusions
You're nuts!
Your solution's to make me skinny
Disaster, I fear, of worst kind
I love food, you can't deprive me

(Moaning in Pain)
Don't diet me, Angelina

Don't Diet Me, Angelina!!!
The truth is this liver haunts you
Adieu to thinner days!
They're non-existent!
Won't drink your Slim Fast
Please! Keep it distant!

Carrot sticks for lunch?
There's nothing more I can think of that is more, "Ewww!"
But all this rabbit food is bad for me
So on my way to work
Fast
Food

Can't Diet Me, Angelina!!!