Song Parodies -> Don't Hide The Keys, Angelina
| Original Song Title: | "Don't Cry For Me, Argentina" |
| Original Performer: | Julie Covington |
| Parody Song Title: | "Don't Hide The Keys, Angelina" |
| Parody Written by: | Matthias |
Part of Stu McArthur's song parody contest, Brangelina: An Amiright Musical at... http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,17016.0.html
I'm not that queasy
I'm not deranged
So I'll try to explain how I feel
That I still miss a buzz, after all that I've drunk
I must retrieve keys
All that you see is a fool who's on booze
Although he's confessed that he's fine
From six shots, and seven mug brews
No accidents will happen
My mind's not phased
Wouldn't sway all this time at the wheel
Looking out of the window
Seeing double the fun
So, my keys, free "em!
Chugging a round, and yet there's no spew
Cause nothing, distressed brain at all
My liver's infected it's true
Don't hide the keys, Angelina
The truth is I'm used to this booze
All through my college days
I grew resistance
I kept their premise
Weren't out of distance
And for my fortune
Went down the drain
It's liquor that went down these lips
Though it seems to the world I'm all they desire
Its just delusions
My films are pollutions like scientology
The answer was beer questioned, "Why?"
I've drunk brew, but give them to me
Don't hide the keys, Angelina
(Drunken Humming)
Don't hide my keys, Angelina
The truth is I need to leave you
Quite soon's another craze
Of film existence
Kept beer in thermos
Won't know the difference
Have I had too much?
Just hand them, whore, I am fed up
Away with you
Now, why the hell did you
Take them from me?
And now I flip the bird
A
Dieu
(Crescendo of drunken guys playing music)
Don't hide the keys, Angelina!!!!
I'm not deranged
So I'll try to explain how I feel
That I still miss a buzz, after all that I've drunk
I must retrieve keys
All that you see is a fool who's on booze
Although he's confessed that he's fine
From six shots, and seven mug brews
No accidents will happen
My mind's not phased
Wouldn't sway all this time at the wheel
Looking out of the window
Seeing double the fun
So, my keys, free "em!
Chugging a round, and yet there's no spew
Cause nothing, distressed brain at all
My liver's infected it's true
Don't hide the keys, Angelina
The truth is I'm used to this booze
All through my college days
I grew resistance
I kept their premise
Weren't out of distance
And for my fortune
Went down the drain
It's liquor that went down these lips
Though it seems to the world I'm all they desire
Its just delusions
My films are pollutions like scientology
The answer was beer questioned, "Why?"
I've drunk brew, but give them to me
Don't hide the keys, Angelina
(Drunken Humming)
Don't hide my keys, Angelina
The truth is I need to leave you
Quite soon's another craze
Of film existence
Kept beer in thermos
Won't know the difference
Have I had too much?
Just hand them, whore, I am fed up
Away with you
Now, why the hell did you
Take them from me?
And now I flip the bird
A
Dieu
(Crescendo of drunken guys playing music)
Don't hide the keys, Angelina!!!!
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555, good, DKTOS(I feel like a parrot now, I've been saying that in every comment to parodies of this song).
lol...5s
5s, so long as you PROMISE "there's no spew" !
Ange: well if you really want the keys, you're going to have to ask a lot more nicely than THAT! - LOL Matthias - 555
Stephen - visit the Brangelina thread (page 5 I think) and you can hear an mp3 of the song
Stephen - visit the Brangelina thread (page 5 I think) and you can hear an mp3 of the song
This is hilarious, Matthias. And Stephen, we not only encourage you to listen to it, but to participate as well! It's so fun.
Nicely done. I liked the "seeing double the fun" line among others. 555
Excellent matches throughout and very funny. Johnny D already listed my favorite line.
This parody was lots of fun, 555's
(ABC4) What's nice about this is that you don't have to "get" that it's about Angelad. Key attributes to "Argentina" parodies are the "6s and 7s" line and the "distance"--both well done in their context here.
(ABC4) Ah, Brangelina...we need more group parodies like that. 555
(ABC4) I was going to say exactly waht Ag said, about the sixes and sevens - gee, this brings back fond memories, Matty, like bobpie said
(ABC4D) A classy effort here, Matty...the Brangelina project obviously got a lot of creative juices flowing. Big 5s
Thought I had red this before, excellent job, glad to see it again!
(ABC) A pleasure to revisit! Love the Scientology line.
(ABC) After blackbird, honestly you won't eat KFC Try fried blackbird, great line there
(ABC) The above comment apparently didn't copy the line. . .because THAT line is from Stu McArthur. . ."My films are pollutions like scientology" was the line I was referring to. . .great job
ABC- Hey, drunk drivin', go to jail.. geez, hasn't anyone learned anything from my parodies?? Very good work, Matthias.
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