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Song Parodies -> "Don't Hide The Keys, Angelina"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Cry For Me, Argentina"

Original Performer:

Julie Covington

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Hide The Keys, Angelina"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Part of Stu McArthur's song parody contest, Brangelina: An Amiright Musical at...,17016.0.html
I'm not that queasy
I'm not deranged
So I'll try to explain how I feel
That I still miss a buzz, after all that I've drunk
I must retrieve keys
All that you see is a fool who's on booze
Although he's confessed that he's fine
From six shots, and seven mug brews

No accidents will happen
My mind's not phased
Wouldn't sway all this time at the wheel
Looking out of the window
Seeing double the fun
So, my keys, free "em!
Chugging a round, and yet there's no spew
Cause nothing, distressed brain at all
My liver's infected it's true

Don't hide the keys, Angelina
The truth is I'm used to this booze
All through my college days
I grew resistance
I kept their premise
Weren't out of distance

And for my fortune
Went down the drain
It's liquor that went down these lips
Though it seems to the world I'm all they desire
Its just delusions
My films are pollutions like scientology
The answer was beer questioned, "Why?"
I've drunk brew, but give them to me

Don't hide the keys, Angelina

(Drunken Humming)

Don't hide my keys, Angelina
The truth is I need to leave you
Quite soon's another craze
Of film existence
Kept beer in thermos
Won't know the difference

Have I had too much?
Just hand them, whore, I am fed up
Away with you

Now, why the hell did you
Take them from me?
And now I flip the bird

(Crescendo of drunken guys playing music)

Don't hide the keys, Angelina!!!!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

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Stephen Harrington - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
555, good, DKTOS(I feel like a parrot now, I've been saying that in every comment to parodies of this song).
alvin rhodes - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Johnny D - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
5s, so long as you PROMISE "there's no spew" !
Stuart McArthur - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Ange: well if you really want the keys, you're going to have to ask a lot more nicely than THAT! - LOL Matthias - 555

Stephen - visit the Brangelina thread (page 5 I think) and you can hear an mp3 of the song
Cat - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
This is hilarious, Matthias. And Stephen, we not only encourage you to listen to it, but to participate as well! It's so fun.
Rick C - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Nicely done. I liked the "seeing double the fun" line among others. 555
Red Ant - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent matches throughout and very funny. Johnny D already listed my favorite line.
Larry Hensley - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody was lots of fun, 555's
Agrimorfee - October 05, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) What's nice about this is that you don't have to "get" that it's about Angelad. Key attributes to "Argentina" parodies are the "6s and 7s" line and the "distance"--both well done in their context here.
bobpiecheese - October 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) Ah, Brangelina...we need more group parodies like that. 555
stuart mcarthur - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) I was going to say exactly waht Ag said, about the sixes and sevens - gee, this brings back fond memories, Matty, like bobpie said
Kristof Robertson - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4D) A classy effort here, Matty...the Brangelina project obviously got a lot of creative juices flowing. Big 5s
Jeff Reuben - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Thought I had red this before, excellent job, glad to see it again!
Cat - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) A pleasure to revisit! Love the Scientology line.
Below Average Dave ( - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) After blackbird, honestly you won't eat KFC Try fried blackbird, great line there
Below Average Dave ( - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) The above comment apparently didn't copy the line. . .because THAT line is from Stu McArthur. . ."My films are pollutions like scientology" was the line I was referring to. . .great job
Mikey Squirrel - October 17, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC- Hey, drunk drivin', go to jail.. geez, hasn't anyone learned anything from my parodies?? Very good work, Matthias.

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