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Song Parodies -> "Part K - Cat"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Cry For Me Argentina"

Original Performer:

Julie Covington

Parody Song Title:

"Part K - Cat"

The Lyrics

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[ THE BLUE SPOT FADES TO BLACK. THE STAGE IS DARK ]



NARRATOR
Not only is their sex-life faltering, Angelina is horrified to find Brad is sometimes opting for self-gratification over her charms.

ANGELINA
BRAD!! What are you DOING??

BRAD
ANGE! I, er, I thought you were visiting villages in Cambodia.

ANGE
Yeah, so I finished already. Not that you missed me, obviously!! And what in God's name are these? Porn mags!! So, Brad, you've been tossing your pearlies on glossy young girlies?? Wringin' your sausage right inta the glossies? Cavorting while naked with Sports Illustrated? Witholding your wiener from poor Angelina? Having a holidayfrom your A.Jolie lay? Don't I make you horny any more, Brad??


[ A BLUE SPOT FADES UP, HIGHLIGHTING A SINGLE BED IN THE MIDDLEOF AN EMPTY STAGE. BRAD PITT IS LYING ON THE BED COVERED IN PORN MAGS ]


"Don't Mind the 'zines, Angelina"
Parody by Cat

BRAD
Sure, I get horny
When I see you,
But you seem to forget I'm a male
I like to ogle a whole buffet of chicks
They say it's crazy
Since you're my girl, but I can't stop my lust
Those suspicious stains on my hands?
They're just from the kids' baby wipes!

Yeah, I am such a sucker
For busty blondes
(That's why I pester you with the bleach...)
When you're out doing shopping, I break out the Playboy
I get great pleasure
Spending some time with my good old friend "Will"
But if you knew about my vice
You'd surely dump me and move on

Don't mind the "zines, Angelina,
Uh, I DON'T subscribe to Hustler!
Yes, I know well how
Your brain is working
But a guy's gotta
Have some good jerking

I just don't get it
Con-sid-er-ing...
You went to make out with your bro
But when it comes to me, you ban my centerfold
And I know you still
Possess your lockets of ol' Billy Bob's blood
I think I'm a BIT more restrained
So can't you just give boobs a chance?

Don't mind the "zines, Angelina,
I know that I won't go blind, yeah!
This just is not fair
My porn mags you hate
You say I'm a perv
But you go vibrate

Just see it my way!
You know that I still worship and adore you a lot
And if it turns out what I do's a sin
Then hell will be REALLY
damn
hot

Don't trash my "zines, Angelina!

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Spaff.com - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Fave Stu moment: "I, er, I thought you were visiting villages in Cambodia."
Fave Cat moment: "Give boobs a chance."

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